caption contest: car wreck – how did this happen

We haven’t had a caption contest recently, so let’s get that restarted.  It’s real simple to play — think of something funny / humorous to go with this picture.  The only rule is to keep it clean.  And regardless of whether you have anything to contribute, you can enjoy the comments other people leave, too.

car between buildings

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17 thoughts on “caption contest: car wreck – how did this happen

  1. Thomas Wayne

    One of my life philosophies is to make the best of each situation. This problem is gonna require some creative thinking. Let’s see… okay, I know — honey, go get the flamethrower…

  2. Express

    Little know fact: You don’t actually need to use a jack to change a tire. An alley will work just as well.

  3. Chad Lambert

    Insurance agent: “How in the world did you manage to do that?”
    Driver: “It was ninjas!”
    Insurance agent: “Ninjas?!? None of the witnesses reported seeing a ninja.”
    Driver: “Of course not — they’re ninjas! Duh…”

  4. Thomas Wayne

    I’ve had to help women out of precarious parking situations before, but this will require more than good driving skills to resolve.

  5. Thomas Wayne

    [just before the wreck]

    Hidden Camera Prank announcer: “We’ve secretly replaced his gasoline with nitrous oxide. Let’s see if he notices.”

  6. mangomanstwin

    TW’s revolutionary patented idea for a space saving ‘park vertical’ parking lot was not panning out as well as he had hoped.

  7. Thomas Wayne

    Since it’s probably totalled anyway (and will be damaged further trying to get it out), we might as well blow it up. Fortunately I have some dynamite with me…

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