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Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
Insurance agent to driver: “Is your car up a building again?”
Thomas Wayne
One of my life philosophies is to make the best of each situation. This problem is gonna require some creative thinking. Let’s see… okay, I know — honey, go get the flamethrower…
Mr. Destructo
This picture could use an explosion or two…
Mr. Destructo
Some people flirt with danger — I take it on a date and make it pay.
bumblepuppies
How not to teach the Pythagorean Theorem
Express
Little know fact: You don’t actually need to use a jack to change a tire. An alley will work just as well.
Chad Lambert
Insurance agent: “How in the world did you manage to do that?”
Driver: “It was ninjas!”
Insurance agent: “Ninjas?!? None of the witnesses reported seeing a ninja.”
Driver: “Of course not — they’re ninjas! Duh…”
Chad Lambert
I had finally got it up to 88 MPH, but apparently the flux capacitor backfired and I ended up in this horrendous crash.
mangomanstwin
I’ve heard of it raining cats & dogs… but THIS is ridiculous!
Thomas Wayne
I’ve had to help women out of precarious parking situations before, but this will require more than good driving skills to resolve.
Thomas Wayne
[just before the wreck]
Hidden Camera Prank announcer: “We’ve secretly replaced his gasoline with nitrous oxide. Let’s see if he notices.”
Thomas Wayne
This person obviously graduated from the Rosco P. Coltrane school of driving…
mangomanstwin
TW’s revolutionary patented idea for a space saving ‘park vertical’ parking lot was not panning out as well as he had hoped.
Thomas Wayne
Is that Mango-Man’s car? 🙂
Thomas Wayne
Since it’s probably totalled anyway (and will be damaged further trying to get it out), we might as well blow it up. Fortunately I have some dynamite with me…
Thomas Wayne
Observer: “If only Thomas Wayne was here, he would know what to do…”
Important Philosopher
What are the odds the driver had just said, “Hey, Bubba, watch this!”?