It’s time for our weekly caption contest. Since I’ve been hearing a lot about golf on TV (something about Tiger Woods trying to win the U.S. Open), I figured I’d post a golf-related picture this time. But this is golf-gone-bad, in that a bear has entered the green (putting area), and the golfers might be in for a bad day. So figure out what the golfers might be thinking or saying, or what the bear is thinking, or what the TV announcers might say in this situation. And share that caption in a comment, for us all to enjoy.
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Beppo
“For driving off a wild bear, do you suppose I should use a 3-Iron or a 1-Wood Driver?”
Thomas Wayne
“Oh, bother. I still haven’t figured out which club to use. Where is my caddy? Why are you running away, boy? Get back here! I ain’t paying you to run from bears!”
Thomas Wayne
“I thought you said we might get a birdie on this hole! That ain’t no birdie!”
Fab
Meet Tiger Woods’ brother: Bear Woods.
Fab
This is the ever-challenging 16th hole. It is a 533 yard dog-leg par 5 with a water hazard, sand traps on two sides and a deadly animal hazard on the green.
Holiday Inn Express
When a bear asks to play through, it is generally advised to let them.
mangoman
Hey someone must have read our post on making golf more interesting, and are now including actual ‘hazards’. 🙂
Holiday Inn Express
With TV’s new efforts to fit golf tournaments in along with regular programing, they are trying to speed up the normally relaxing all afternoon playtimes to something that can fit a half-hour timeslot.
Golfers don’t like the new rules though, saying that the change in pace is unbearable.
Puns 'R Us
“Unbearable”. I like it. 🙂
Bag O' Donuts
Things are looking grizzly for Mickelson on the 18th green…talk about your Kodiak moments…
Puns 'R Us
I like “grizzly” too.
Bag O' Donuts
How about: “I smell trouble a-BRUIN on the 9 hole, Steve!” …you know, like a-brewin’ but it’s a bear.
Thomas Wayne
“This situation is rough, and I’m not talking about grass.”
Thomas Wayne
Normally Bob the Bear just slept through golf, but the guy in white (I think his name is Mango-Man) ripped a fart so loud that the bear was awakened from hibernation and was none too pleased.
Holiday Inn Express
The golfers here are running away because the bear is about to tee off. See, the bear is yelling ‘Fore’. But the bear is at the wrong end of the course.
And that’s why bears aren’t allowed to play golf.
Thomas Wayne
“Let’s see, two under is an eagle, one under is a birdie, but what is a BEAR?”
Holiday Inn Express
The latest development in the struggle to keep husbands home on nice weekends (so that they can paint the fence, fix that squeaky cabinet, and finish cleaning out the garage like they promised), the RoboBear 9000 is seen here undergoing trials at an unnamed course.
One golfer, who asked not to be named, called the robot “fairly believable”. Another questioned the logic behind building a robot bear instead of a robot fence painter.
Howard C.
“How about that?!?”
Crappo the Clown
Guy on left: “RUN!”
Guy in middle: “Run?!? What do you think I am — an athlete? I’m just a golfer.”
Crappo the Clown
“If you don’t finish the hole, I ain’t paying up!”
Thomas Wayne
And then the surprise party went horribly wrong…
Thomas Wayne
This kind of thing would make golf a lot more interesting to watch… And since there’s no chance of that happening in reality, it needs to be implemented in golf video games…
Thomas Wayne
As a guy named Kenny once said, you gotta know when to walk away and know when to run…
ron
“sir run theres a bear”
“this is the last hole and if i make this put i win”
” but sir….”
“gimme the **** putter im making this shot”
mike
contrary to belief all he wanted to do was watch the game
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Beppo
What’s the penalty if a bear eats your golf ball? Do the rules cover that or do you get to make up your own rule?