the most interesting man in the world

We’ve received another e-mail from guest writer Thomas Wayne, as part of his “Embellished Memoirs of my Life” series:

I’ve been seeing these commercials on TV where some guy claims to be “The Most Interesting Man in the World”.  He’s a lie!  That is me.  He’s advertising DOS version 20, or somethin’ like that, I dunno.   Whatever…  What I do know is that I am the most interesting man in the world.  I don’t know how these commercial producers can sleep at night, after putting out false misinformation like that.  I’m the original “international man of mystery”, a real “distinguished gentleman”.   Anyone who doesn’t know this as common sense is obviously uncultured.  Maybe I should sue them, for defamation of character and misrepresentation.

I’m not surprised to hear that from him.  So what do you think?  Should he press forward with pressing charges?

5 thoughts on “the most interesting man in the world

    1. Thomas Wayne

      MangoMan, you wouldn’t know coolness if you were sitting next to it — which explains your dumb comment, because we were riding together one night, and I was just minding my own business, being cool and stuff, and you kept farting because you ate too many double beefy cheesy burritos from Taco Bell. You’ve got to lay off the fourth meal, dude…

  1. Thomas Wayne

    How is this man still on TV commercials? When were the tryouts to be called the most interesting man in the world? I demand a recount, and to get my name on the ballot! That should be me!

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