caption contest, runway model with strange glasses

It’s time for this week’s caption contest!  This week’s photo features a runway model with strange eye-wear.  I’ve always thought fashion was kinda strange, but this makes even less sense than normal.  That’s where you come in — we’ll all work together to figure out what is going on here.  Actually, the funnier you can make your explanation, the better.

four-eyes, runway model

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19 thoughts on “caption contest, runway model with strange glasses

  1. Fab

    After a long, grueling day on the set of “How I Met Your Mother”, Neil Patrick Harris found that his eyes were getting heavy.

  2. Desperate Pixar Executive

    Man, this live-action Cars idea is probably our worst since Finding Nemo 2: Killer Clownfish from Outer Space.

  3. Holiday Inn Express

    The first attempt at making night vision goggles was a failure, mainly because it looked stupid.

  4. Mr. Destructo

    The Important Evil Genius couldn’t afford night-vision technology, nor was he able to invent his own variation of it, so he decided to put headlights on his evil minions so they could see at night. However, the shortsightedness of his plan was soon evident — his minions couldn’t see because the lights covered their eyes. Another evil plan gone bad…

  5. Holiday Inn Express

    Tired of being afraid of the dark? Stubbing your toe on the coffee table in the middle of the night? Well have I got a deal for you!

    For only $19.95 you get the revolutionary new iLight that will guarantee you will never have problems with darkess again. And if you act now, we’ll throw in a second iLight at no extra charge!

    ($5.95 for shipping and handeling, batteries not included.)

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