It’s time for this week’s caption contest! This week’s photo features a runway model with strange eye-wear. I’ve always thought fashion was kinda strange, but this makes even less sense than normal. That’s where you come in — we’ll all work together to figure out what is going on here. Actually, the funnier you can make your explanation, the better.
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Beppo
“No, I am not a robot. Why do you accuse me of being a robot?”
Thomas Wayne
It looks like this guy is trying out for the Devo reunion tour…
Thomas Wayne
Seriously? Someone sent this down a runway? Seriously?!?
Fab
After a long, grueling day on the set of “How I Met Your Mother”, Neil Patrick Harris found that his eyes were getting heavy.
Holiday Inn Express
The better to see you with.
Bag O' Donuts
Wow. I’m usually fascinated with the female models’ headlights.
Fab
ROFLMBO! 🙂
Bag O' Donuts
Johnny-Five Alive! For real this time!
Desperate Pixar Executive
Man, this live-action Cars idea is probably our worst since Finding Nemo 2: Killer Clownfish from Outer Space.
Beppo
CAN YOU SEE THE LIGHT???
Beppo
“No, my name’s not Jeep! Why do people keep asking me that?”
Holiday Inn Express
The first attempt at making night vision goggles was a failure, mainly because it looked stupid.
Thomas Wayne
“Doc, these contacts are a little bit too big… I thought you said no one would notice…”
Bag O' Donuts
Why did this model faint on the runway?
Because he was light headed.
-Dedicated to Puns ‘R Us
Puns 'R Us
Thanks man. That’s pretty good.
Mr. Destructo
The Important Evil Genius couldn’t afford night-vision technology, nor was he able to invent his own variation of it, so he decided to put headlights on his evil minions so they could see at night. However, the shortsightedness of his plan was soon evident — his minions couldn’t see because the lights covered their eyes. Another evil plan gone bad…
Holiday Inn Express
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Fronck
Harry Spotter.
aemus
In the words of Brian Reagan ” I didn’t pass the eye exam!”