Once again it’s time for our next weekly caption contest. This week’s photo features a man eating a giant cheeseburger. And he’s wearing a helmet. Who knows why? (Hopefully you do.) Make up your best guess to explain this picture — or make a joke about it or even a pun (if you must) — and leave it in a comment.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Another one of Fat Albert’s infamous lunch breaks.
Beppo
Miss Piggy always said, “Never eat more than you can lift”, and this giant burger fits within those parameters, so I guess it’s okay.
Holiday Inn Express
Picture taken moments before Snakeman dislocates his jaw and swallows the burger in a single bite.
Thomas Wayne
Someone should tell this guy that pickles are evil, before it’s too late.
Thomas Wayne
hrurrurghm… SNACK!
Mr. Destructo
The helmet is in case he passes out from exceeding the daily calorie intake maximum.
Hamburglar
Robble Robble
Dean Martin
He’s wearing that helmet because eating that burger and thinking your going to finish it is retarded.