It seems like we just had a caption contest, but it’s already (past) time for the next one. This week’s strange and unusual photo features a sumo wrestler riding a race horse. I thought jockeys were usually midgets, but I suppose anyone can do it if they try hard enough.
Anyway, explain what’s going on here, such as why this is happening, what the other riders are thinking, what the horse is thinking, what the announcers might be saying, what happens next, etc. The only restrictions are to keep it clean and funny.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)