It’s that time of the week again — time for another caption contest! This week’s photo is action-packed, featuring a car jumping over the edge, and it’s ON FIRE! Surely there’s an interesting story behind this picture. It’s up to you to figure it out.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Chipsy has brought pizza delivery to a whole new dimension.
Thomas Wayne
I told Mango-Man to quit eating those double beefy cheesy volcano burritos from Taco Bell! At least it wasn’t my car this time!
smilesalot
The stunt man knew he’d be perfectly safe despite the blazing gas tank. Mr. Chipsy had assured him the lake below would quickly extinguish the flames, preventing a full-blown explosion. Of course drowning would then be the next danger, but Mr. Chipsy had planned ahead. The barrel he had duct taped to the hood was a fool-proof flotation device, not to mention all the air in those tires! If these safety measures some how failed, stunt man had been instructed to simply logotxt the Chipsy logo (he had even written himself a conspicously placed reminder note) to Mr. Chipsy, and help would be on the way. No worries!
Holiday Inn Express
Despite generous corporate sponsorship, the rocket powered flying car idea had trouble getting off the ground.
Thomas Wayne
I’d say it got off the ground, but not in the way they wanted… 🙂
Holiday Inn Express
Chipsy had intended to fill his tires with nitrogen for the big race. However, a misunderstanding with the pit crew resulted in nitroglycerin instead.
Thomas Wayne
Nascar explores new avenues to broaden their fan base.
Fab
Why is there no hole in the fence? I guess the car ramped over it or jumped it somehow.
Thomas Wayne
The explosion must’ve propelled it off the ground. I reckon that’s an effective method for when you need to jump something and there isn’t a ramp. But it probably hurts the resale value of the car…
It also probably voids the warranty…
Thomas Wayne
Check Engine.
Beppo
Knowing that no one can look away from a car accident, the Chipsy corporation set out for its biggest advertisement yet…
Holiday Inn Express
This is the end result of lighting a match in a car with Mangoman after mexican food.
Important News Reporter
In order to gain more attention, Al Qaeda made their suicide bombings a little more entertaining.
Thomas Wayne
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Beamis
Fire! Fire! Fire! heh heh heh
MangoMan
The over-selling of advertising space on the car left the race-crew no choice but to use the windshield for add space as well. the resulting crash on raceday and the car ramping off turn#1 was a direct consequence of the driver not being able to see. yes, it should have anticipated… but sadly… was not.