It’s now time for another caption contest. Since the NCAA Tournament (March Madness) just completed and the NBA playoffs are approaching, I’m going to use a basketball-themed picture this time.
The “rules” are the same as last time. You can make up what one of the people in the picture is saying (whether the primary ones or the onlookers), or you can write commentary or analysis for it like you’re an announcer. Or you can just write what you think about it. So figure out what you would say here. (There is one rule — keep it clean.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Fab
I just farted. Smell this!
hidiho
dont go towords the light
Thomas Wayne
Shoo! Somethin’ smells must’!
Patty Mac
Yeah Thom, this player is gonna be the greatest athlete in basketball! I, mean look at the finess he displays to the enemy as he demoralizes their hopes and/or dreams of victory.
Thom, if there was ever a photo taken that proves white men cannot jump, then this is that photo. Check it out, one’s got a 3 foot vertical compared to 3 inches.
It looks like that poor boy is raising his hands to God for help and the other looks like he could give God a high five after the dunk.
Thomas Wayne
Defender: This better be a charge or I’m gonna start throwin’ stuff! Ain’t nobody s’posed to be puttin’ they stank drawz up in my face!
Me
Defender: *muffled* shoulda just acted like i tripped…
Bag O' Donuts
Defender: “FOUL!”…bad pun…or is it?
chaquile
number 25 runs down the court 4 a finger roll oop oop nope it’s a T-BAG.
rahib
hi
jgymnast733
MMmmmm
Boy, i love tasting man jam..HHHHmmm ……….
Random person
YA POO , I LIKE!
24 balla
Defender- Teabags dont taste so bad after all!!gimme another
kim
yo men he made his opponent smell his eggs!!! hehehe nce pic
Tach
I knew he loved playing ball
MacMizzle
Toastie!!!
kerny
ouuflkgo
jimbob
stop, hamer time
Acie Jamison
Wahh!!!! whatch u r going!!!
josh
Boom! headshot
unkown
wow. i better not be top 10 getting made fun of by barkley. (defender)
samy
POOOOSTER-IZED!!!!!!!!!
mynameain'tnonoyabusiness
1. Just lift me a little higher…
2. Oh, basketball gods please take this offering…
3. Doctor, how bad is it? I have a rash! Oh, dear!
spencer
defender: i get paid 13 million a season for this?!
Martin
No blood…No foul
lump
the one game my girlfriends comes to
jasmin
mouth full of umm 🙂
Ryan Hall
whoaaa atleast the stands are empty good thing no ones here to see this
Daquan CA7ANOVA J
somebody got Tee baged son
bill gieo
IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!
BILL GIEO
defender: why do you shave ur pits??????????
JonO
March Madness… so close you can smell it.
Odawg
Defender to offense: Will you come with to tell my parents
carlos
defender: [crap] how did i get myself in this predicament?
adam
gonna feel that one in the morning (lol)
Yacht Master
Dunker: FOUL! HE BIT ME!
Phantom
Number 25: I’ve just got one thing to say.
White Dude: MMMPPHH!!
Number 25: You just got T-BAGGED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
buffajam
Wade – Stop Hammer Time~~
Defender – *Muffled* Emphasize on the Hammer part
buffajam
or Offence put wade by accident