It’s now time for another caption contest. Since the NCAA Tournament (March Madness) just completed and the NBA playoffs are approaching, I’m going to use a basketball-themed picture this time.
The “rules” are the same as last time. You can make up what one of the people in the picture is saying (whether the primary ones or the onlookers), or you can write commentary or analysis for it like you’re an announcer. Or you can just write what you think about it. So figure out what you would say here. (There is one rule — keep it clean.)
38 thoughts on “add your own captions, basketball photo”
I just farted. Smell this!
dont go towords the light
Shoo! Somethin’ smells must’!
Yeah Thom, this player is gonna be the greatest athlete in basketball! I, mean look at the finess he displays to the enemy as he demoralizes their hopes and/or dreams of victory.
Thom, if there was ever a photo taken that proves white men cannot jump, then this is that photo. Check it out, one’s got a 3 foot vertical compared to 3 inches.
It looks like that poor boy is raising his hands to God for help and the other looks like he could give God a high five after the dunk.
Defender: This better be a charge or I’m gonna start throwin’ stuff! Ain’t nobody s’posed to be puttin’ they stank drawz up in my face!
Defender: *muffled* shoulda just acted like i tripped…
Bag O' Donuts
Defender: “FOUL!”…bad pun…or is it?
number 25 runs down the court 4 a finger roll oop oop nope it’s a T-BAG.
Boy, i love tasting man jam..HHHHmmm ……….
YA POO , I LIKE!
Defender- Teabags dont taste so bad after all!!gimme another
yo men he made his opponent smell his eggs!!! hehehe nce pic
I knew he loved playing ball
stop, hamer time
Wahh!!!! whatch u r going!!!
wow. i better not be top 10 getting made fun of by barkley. (defender)
1. Just lift me a little higher…
2. Oh, basketball gods please take this offering…
3. Doctor, how bad is it? I have a rash! Oh, dear!
defender: i get paid 13 million a season for this?!
No blood…No foul
the one game my girlfriends comes to
mouth full of umm 🙂
whoaaa atleast the stands are empty good thing no ones here to see this
Daquan CA7ANOVA J
somebody got Tee baged son
IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!
defender: why do you shave ur pits??????????
March Madness… so close you can smell it.
Defender to offense: Will you come with to tell my parents
defender: [crap] how did i get myself in this predicament?
gonna feel that one in the morning (lol)
Dunker: FOUL! HE BIT ME!
Number 25: I’ve just got one thing to say.
White Dude: MMMPPHH!!
Number 25: You just got T-BAGGED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Wade – Stop Hammer Time~~
Defender – *Muffled* Emphasize on the Hammer part
or Offence put wade by accident