caption contest, couple standing in front of burning barn

Since the last post talked about wanting a flamethrower, it seems appropriate that this week’s caption contest should involve FIRE!  So here’s a picture of a couple posing for a picture in front of a burning barn.  Why?  I have no idea.  That’s up to you.  Figure out what’s going on, or what will happen, or what people are thinking, and leave a comment about it.  Have fun with it.

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21 thoughts on “caption contest, couple standing in front of burning barn

  1. Holiday Inn Express

    And people said they couldn’t make a barn out of fire. Handled carefully, fire makes an excellent building material.

  2. MangoMan

    okay, we admit it… the whole “flaming poop on the doorstep” gag, ‘may’ have gotten out of hand this time.

  3. Thomas Wayne

    They said it was DAFT to build a barn in these here woods. But I built it all the same, just to show ’em. It burned down. I built a second one. It burned down. So I built a third one. That one fell over, then burned down. But the FOURTH ONE will stay up. And that’s what you’re going to get, lad. The strongest barn in these here woods. What? It’s on fire again?!? NOOOOOOO!!!

  4. Burford

    Junior, you tick turd. You burned the barn down again?!? I can’t believe you came from my loins. When I get home I’m going to punch your mama straight in the mouth!

  5. Beppo

    “Quit bugging me about calling the fire department! It’s not very often you get to take a romantic picture in front of a burning barn!”

  6. Thomas Wayne

    Why am I not putting out the fire? Well, it’s not that I’m lazy… it’s just that I don’t care.

  7. Thomas Wayne

    Milton Waddams: And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

  8. Mr. Destructo

    Man: “You know the saying, “The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.” Honey, get the flamethrower! I’m gonna go show Burford what I think about this!”

  9. MangoMan

    Edna and Roy finally got the internet, after finally learning the basics they decided they wanted to ‘flame’ their neighbor… sadly, they went about it ALL wrong.

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