I have my computer setup to rotate through a certain folder of pictures for my wallpaper, and recently this was the picture:
My wife came in the room, and I pointed to this and said I want one of these for Christmas. Without missing a beat, she asked, “What would you do with it?” I figured I shouldn’t get too elaborate (because that might concern her), so I said, “To burn stuff.” Vague, I know, but women seem to not appreciate things like flamethrowers… I don’t get it — how could it not be awesome? There’s no shortage of ideas that would be awesome to try if I had a flamethrower (especially a military-grade flamethrower like the one shown above).
What would you do if you had a flamethrower?