Welcome to Buffet o’ Blog. You have found our About page. Grab a glass of tea, have a seat, relax, and I’ll tell you about myself and this blog. There are three writers here, but two of them are slackers when it comes to writing new posts, so I do most of the work. And as such, I will be your guide on this journey. My name is Beppo.
This blog is meant to be humorous. (Hopefully that’s obvious!) So don’t take it too seriously. Laughing is good for you, and it’s even good for your health — it’s like jogging on the inside. Everyone should laugh more, and so this blog is for everyone. Of course, not everyone will find it funny, but that’s okay. To each their own. If you’re a professionally-humorless person, then maybe it’s not for you. Although, if that’s you, you should definitely lighten up and laugh more. Life is much harder if you never laugh, and you tend to get offended a lot, which is not fun for anyone. So go ahead and laugh…
One of the special features of this blog is that at least 95% of the material is original. We usually don’t copy jokes from other sites, because we’re also tired of hearing the same old stuff. Our humor is made fresh from scratch every day. The humor can also take various forms, such as jokes, puns, irony, although our specialty is randomness. And all of the humor is family-safe. We keep it clean, because we are Christians, and we don’t want to fill our minds with filth.
There are some recurring themes on the blog, like viewer mail, free-for-all stories (where anyone can contribute to them), and quotes. There are also certain characters who consistently participate, creating an atmosphere like a community (or like a comic book, as one person has said). Either way, it’s one of those situations where the more you read the posts and comments, the more you enjoy the site, because you get more of the inside jokes.
When you’ve had your fill of laughter for the day, feel free to check out my other blog, Thinking Outside the Box. It’s more on the serious side, which is also important.
You are more than welcome to participate in the comments of any post, regardless of how old it is. Actually, you are encouraged to, if you can think of anything good to add. It’s a lot more fun when more people write. The more, the merrier. Just keep it clean. If you post something vulgar or blatantly offensive, it will be edited or deleted. I will be the judge of that, and my decisions are final.
Since so many people get offended these days and want to sue everyone, we have some disclaimers. But these aren’t your grandfather’s disclaimers (whatever that means). These disclaimers are actually fun to read, particularly when you get to the extended version below. So keep reading.
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