New posts were in short supply last week with the extended holiday — there were a lot of Thanksgiving dinners to attend — but now things are back to normal. So let’s kick this week off with a caption contest, as is our custom.
This week’s photo is quite unusual. I really have no idea what’s going on here, except that a guy is standing in the middle of the road with his pants down and his shirt off. There are a lot of other people around, but at a distance. Since I have no context whatsoever for this picture, we’ll just have to make it up. That’s where you come in. Explain what could be going on here, whether realistically or not. Just make it funny, and keep it clean.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Beppo
“This will get posted on some message board or humor blog,” they warned him. “Nonsense” was his answer.
Beppo
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
Thomas Wayne
Chen was too sexy for his shirt. So sexy it hurt, in fact. Unfortunately, that was the least of his problems.
Thomas Wayne
“When the crisis ends, my pants come down. That’s just how I roll.”
Emasculated One
Man says to himself: “My wife made me do this. and a man from a now un-obscure blog paid me $20 so he could have a photo for his weekly caption contest.”
😦
Mr. Destructo
Here we have the leader of China’s latest Boxer Rebellion.
(If you don’t get it, look at the picture again.)
Mr. Destructo
Chen began the slow walk away from the disaster site, remaining as casual as possible. Nobody ever suspects a man in his underpants. Nobody.
Beppo
Security guard: “Um sir? We just wanted you to drop your weapons.”
Crappo the Clown
“Sorry, folks — these clothes just needed airing out, if you know what I mean…”
Crappo the Clown
“No more oppressive Communist regime! Now Chen does what Chen wants to do!”
Thomas Wayne
After sixteen hours of trying to hitch a ride, Chen was starting to think the drivers around here might not like orientals.
Thomas Wayne
Chen has always been claustrophobic, and every time the crowd gets too packed, he starts losing his clothes. It’s proven to be a sure-fire way to disperse a crowd.
Crappo the Clown
“In protest, I fart in your general direction!”
Thomas Wayne
“When I don’t get my way, the pants come down!”
On a related note, I was at Mango-Man’s house the other day, and his 2-year-old son got in trouble and had to sit in time-out, and this is what he did. I’m not sure I want to know where he got that from… 🙂