caption contest, man with pants down in public

New posts were in short supply last week with the extended holiday — there were a lot of Thanksgiving dinners to attend — but now things are back to normal.  So let’s kick this week off with a caption contest, as is our custom.

This week’s photo is quite unusual.  I really have no idea what’s going on here, except that a guy is standing in the middle of the road with his pants down and his shirt off.   There are a lot of other people around, but at a distance.  Since I have no context whatsoever for this picture, we’ll just have to make it up.  That’s where you come in.  Explain what could be going on here, whether realistically or not.  Just make it funny, and keep it clean.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

14 thoughts on “caption contest, man with pants down in public

  1. Emasculated One

    Man says to himself: “My wife made me do this. and a man from a now un-obscure blog paid me $20 so he could have a photo for his weekly caption contest.”


  2. Mr. Destructo

    Here we have the leader of China’s latest Boxer Rebellion.

    (If you don’t get it, look at the picture again.)

  3. Mr. Destructo

    Chen began the slow walk away from the disaster site, remaining as casual as possible. Nobody ever suspects a man in his underpants. Nobody.

  4. Thomas Wayne

    After sixteen hours of trying to hitch a ride, Chen was starting to think the drivers around here might not like orientals.

  5. Thomas Wayne

    Chen has always been claustrophobic, and every time the crowd gets too packed, he starts losing his clothes. It’s proven to be a sure-fire way to disperse a crowd.

  6. Thomas Wayne

    “When I don’t get my way, the pants come down!”

    On a related note, I was at Mango-Man’s house the other day, and his 2-year-old son got in trouble and had to sit in time-out, and this is what he did. I’m not sure I want to know where he got that from… 🙂

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