How would you like a new caption contest? Hopefully that sounds good to you, because that’s what you’re gonna get! 🙂
This week’s photo is of a guy riding a moped, with his face covered, and there are cages with dozens of ducks on the back of the bike. I have no idea what’s going on here, so if you could come up with some explanation, that would be great. And of course, make it funny. (That’s what this blog is about, if you’re new here.)
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110 thoughts on “caption contest, guy on moped with ducks”
Duck #1: “I see food!”
Rest of ducks: “MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!”
And in today’s news story: aggressive driving takes another form. while driving down Maple St. this masked crazy woman pushed a button on her right handle bar, shouted “GO GO GADGET POOP” and sprayed those behind her with a shower of liquified duck poo, causing a panic at the hospital as people rushed to be tested for Avian flu. The masked lady was seen later at the open air market selling the ducks, claiming that they were a magical variety known for curing herpes.
Bag O' Donuts
For some reason the Bird Man of Alcatraz never could shake his nickname…
“I couldn’t find any pink flamingos — they must be out of season — so I got these for my neighbor’s yard!”
Duck… it’s what’s for dinner.
Selling AFLAC door to door turned out to be much more of a hassle than Joe expected when he was first hired. And the smell? Like rotten cantaloupe in a metal garbage can in the August sun.
Isn’t this the opening scene from the new hit show “The Duck Whisperer”?
“Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Zan: Shape of an ice moped. Jayna: Form of a flock of ducks.”
Those goofy Wonder Twins’ choices never did make that much sense, but this one takes the cake.
Obviously the developers of ‘street fighter’ are getting a bit desperate to come up with new powers for their characters. Why else would “Street Fighter 37” be codenamed “legend of the duck echo”
Michael Jackson, after faking his death, takes all his doctors for a ride.
That is funny!!! A bunch of quacks!!! 🙂
Holiday Inn Express
In proof that even animals are getting lazy, a flock of ducks takes a taxi south for the winter.
Bag O' Donuts
PSA: Parents don’t let your children grow up to be quack dealers. Talk to your kids about it’s fowl dangers.
The delivery man didn’t know why anyone would want 3 dozen ducks, but the Important Evil Genius was known for wacky orders…
Puns 'R Us
Judging from the waterfowl and the man’s face mask, he must be practicing “duck and cover”. 🙂
Carrying ducks on a moped is for quacks…
Is that Mango-Man in the picture?
No, MM’s feathers aren’t white like that. They’re a little browner, stained from the potting soil in his flower beds. 🙂
Don’t that is dat rapper artistses dude Uncle Quacker? Ughgh! Yeah Uh Huh
Holiday Inn Express
Before settling on using ramps, Evel Knievel tried many ideas to get a motorcycle to fly over cars.
Duck, duck, duck… GOOSE!
I don’t know what this guy’s up to, but something smells fowl…
This is why I always get a rental when I travel.
I need to give this guy a ticket!!!
Public transportation has gotten so much more crowded with everyone going green.
Nigga Stole My Ducks
Screw the ducks, that nigger stole my bike!
That made me lol.
omg thats classic I almost peed myself!
Best captions yet!
avian flu, “to go” please.
Auditions begin for the new season of Duck Tales.
Hey you! I’ll give you 50 bucks to get me the aflac outta here!!!!
Don’t be fooled by the counterfeits. There is only one AFLAC
…and that was him. Check it against Facebook.
Traci Arnold McDonough
I know why the caged birds sing!
Due to the rising fuel costs, the only way to deliver the ducks for the new Kentucky Fried Ducks franchise is by Moped!
duckgang birding on a bike -gonna shoot ya with thier beaks lol
Man, gotta get a new job…driving the quacks around isn’t sane!
YES………………….with all these ducks…………………the duck powered doomsday device will finally be completed………..MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Practicing our high wire act…ducks to be released over the audience 😉 FYI the driver is a she
Help Us!! They are taking us to China, to make Toys!!
No,no,no!…..I said a box of Crackers, not Quackers
And so, all the pennyless ducks who walked into a bar and said, “gimme a shot of whisky and put it on my bill!”, are taken to Aflactraz (…or any number of famous Duck prisons: San Quacktin, Wing Wing, Featherworth, Foulsom or Aflaca)
In an attempt to thwart the paparrazi, the AFLAC Duck deploys a diversion…
The openly gay delivery man argued that he wasn’t really depressed– just feeling a little “down and out.”
There has GOT to be a better way to fly to Vegas.
Spreading the word about Aflac insurance:
Is he going to stop? I pulled the cord, but I don’t know if he heard the bell.
It’s amazing what passes for business class these days.
Here duckie, duckie…..LOOK OUT AFLAC, IT’S A TRAP!!!
Just one more duck and I think this thing will fly!!!
New: Green Rubber Ducks.
To protect from the Swine Flu, AFLAC has now offered Mighty Duck with purchase!
something is afowl!
Shrouded in mystery where ever there is a need. You know the money will be there just call and within days the Aflac whisperer will be on his way.
Duck #1 to Duck #2: “The things we have to go through to protect us from Human Flu…”
Hmmmmmmmmm………..looks like Aflac is taking on new hires.
Go Faster, Faster I don’t want to be a down pillow!
“I said a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
Aflac for Business’s new quantity discount was very popular, however, the delivery system, was quite antiquated!
“I knew I should have booked first class.”
The “guy” has breasts – so does that change anything?
It’s official ducks are flocking from everywhere…and have resorted to all forms of transportation to get to to Bird’s Landing, CA for the protest march scheduled Sunday for a new bill of rights…the “down” trodden, the webbed-footed…
“Bring out your ducks!”
LOL Classic MP !!!!
This guy must be Ducking the Law!
“The salesman said he would take anything in on a trade”.
Can I get the rebate and the clunker money too on a trade?
Eileen hates playing “Duck, duck, goose!” to see who drives to town.
With the rising costs of air travel, the flock decides not to fly south for the winter.
Duck, duck and away!
Sharon V. Petner
Hey, they said beware of Swine Flu, NOT DUCK FLU!!!!
When one duck isn’t enough…
AFLAC puts out a call for new Sales Reps as they expand into third world countries. This applicant was deemed ‘over qualified’.
DJ in Orlando
“OH NO…. It’s the “DUCK-TA-GON mom visiting japan”
Victoria L, yons Noll
This air is really bad, what will I do if I get sick? Af…laa, laa, laa, laa, laa, aac!
All cages full, it’s off to the chinese BBQ.
I loved the….”one more duck and I think this thing will fly”. There is definitely and “UP” joke in here somewhere. Wonderful puns….all of you guys are terrific.
Swine flu, huh?? Wait until they get a hold of the “quack attack”!!
Others might give you a little toy duck when you sign up, but buy from me and you’ll get one of these!
Have duck, will travel.
Because of the increased risk of Bird Flu. China has pulled all of its resources “Bike’s included” to defowl the countryside!
Geesh, I thought that long bike ride would take forever, but the miles seemed to Fly by!
Sinapore Aflac delegates go green and share a taxi.No horn required.
“Swine flu? psh. Anyone remember the bird flu? huh? huh? well how about NOW?”
but dad i dont want to join the cult.
I told you it said “no swimming”.
I told you we would go to jail.
why dont you ever ask for directions?
Every bank robbery needs a wing man.
Paparazzi caught Drew Barrymore preparing to audition for ET II. Drew: “Ok, on the count of three ~ everybody flap like crazy”.
Would you like some cheese to go with those quackers?
Some of these captions are not all they’re quacked up to be… 🙂
Beware of quantum ducks — Quark, quark.
Long Duk Dong pulled up to the dealership and demanded ‘The Donga need Cash for Quackers!’
Peeking duck delivery with 24 hour notice
Another way to get “down” from a moped!
The first prototype “green” bike alarm seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is what your girlfriend gets you for a get-a-way vehicle when she catches you cheating on her.
This is how hack drivers in other countries get punished for moving violations.
Crappo the Clown
Ducks go QUACK; cows go MOO; I go PHVRRRT.
Meals on Wheels.
Chinese knock-offs of the AFLAC Duck on their way to the local China Buffet.
The surprise party is about to go horribly wrong…