This week’s caption contest features an inanimate object that moves. 🙂 It’s a Volkswagen Beetle (also known as a Volkswagen Bug), similar to Herbie. It’s been heavily modded / junked / pimped-out / whatever you want to call it. Why would someone do this to their car? I don’t know. Perhaps you can explain. You can write a caption from any perspective — the car’s owner, the spouse or children of the car’s owner, the car itself, someone seeing this on the road, an antique car collector, etc.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Herbie: The Hippie Years — a Disney movie that never got released.
Beppo
Warning: Objects in mirror may be laughing more than they appear.
Posky
I have a caption for you.
“This car is so awesome that anyone who thinks otherwise should be burned alive in front of it.”
mangoman
Thomas Waynes car was a real pain to keep clean after he accidentily had it magnetized. In fact most people had a hard time realizing it was, in fact, a brown el camino. (there is an interesting back-story to that one)
Holiday Inn Express
Contrary to how it appears, this is a redneck’s car. One night Jim Bob had a case of beer and found a tube of crazy glue lying about, and this is the result.
Thomas Wayne
What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas!
Thomas Wayne
It seemed like a good idea at the time… but then again, so did a lot of stupid stuff in the ’70s…
Beppo
Wife: “Honey, did you finally do something with all that junk in the garage?”
Husband: “Yes… yes, I did.”
Important Scientist
You oughta see the drag-coefficient specs on this baby!
Thomas Wayne
The word of the day is: TACKY.
Thomas Wayne
Wife: “Honey, where is the junk we were gonna put in the garage sale?”
Husband: “Uhh… I don’t know. But it’s definitely not in the garage.”
Thomas Wayne
We knew Mango-Man had poor taste, but this is tacky…
william asante
craziest i ever seen. will be fun to drive!! what with all that stuff on the poor BUG