Welcome to this week’s caption contest. (And a big OHA! to people joining us from Facebook today!) This week’s photo features three men watching an SUV rolling over. That’s all the context you get. It’s up to you to figure out what’s going on here. Why is the vehicle crashing? Why are these men watching? What are they thinking? What is the driver thinking? And of course, you can make jokes (or puns, if you must) that go along with this. Have fun with it!
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Thomas Wayne
What do you bet there is a woman driving? 🙂
Beppo
“I think it’s pulling some to the left…”
Holiday Inn Express
I told you it wouldn’t work.
Flush This Book
“I’ve seen the type of flip before, but it had a lot of style. I give it a 10 for style and a 3 for originality”
Holiday Inn Express
The test of using shields to protect a vehicle during a rollover was an almost perfect success. The only downsides were 1) bright yellow vehicle rolling like a bowling ball across the test facility and 2) extreme motion sickness of the driver.
MangoMan
guy in car to his buddies on sideline: “okay, I suppose I’ll now concede that driving on two wheels ‘may’ be a just little more difficult than I anticipated. It’s a good thing we took out the extra insurance on this rental! bring out the NEXT car and lets try this again!!! (other rental cars seen in background)
Beppo
Hidden Camera Prank: We’ve secretly replaced his transmission fluid with Folgers crystals. Let’s see if he notices.
Beppo
One guy: “For him to land that jump, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.”
Other guy: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Thomas Wayne
I wonder if it’s too late to call Geico to save up to $500 on our auto insurance…
Thomas Wayne
Conveniently for them, there was a junkyard just behind them…
Mr. Destructo
There’s only one truly accurate way to determine a car’s crash test safety rating…
Beppo
The salesman warned us that something strange would happen when we got it up to 88 MPH…
MangoMan
Mechanical engineer to others: you know the turning capability of this new prototype, leaves a little to be desired.
Anonymous Married Man
This looks like my wife’s driving…
Disgruntled Old Redneck
I hate it when that happens!
Beppo
This is the advanced portion of training at the Rosco P. Coltrane School of Driving, where you try to drive on two wheels… Even if you fail to master the technique, if your crash is horrendous enough, you can earn enough style points to pass (as this student is doing).
Crappo the Clown
Driver: “So much for that pair of underwear!”