It’s definitely time for another caption contest. This week’s picture features Ronald McDonald in a burned-out McDonald’s restaurant. I really don’t know what happened here, and it doesn’t matter — we get to make up the context. So think of funny stories / situations / jokes / puns / commentary / etc. that could go with this photo.
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14 thoughts on “caption contest, Ronald McDonald in burned-out store”
Ronald laughed to hide the pain. The Hamburglar had been defeated… but at what cost?
Even though they looked stupid, the +100 Fire Resistance boots had worked.
As the newest recruit to the X-Men, Ronald was having trouble controlling his powers when he wasn’t lovin’ it.
Hardees isn’t the only fast-food restaurant with a dangerous burger!
Terrorists decided to attack America where it REALLY hurts…
McDonald’s first attempt at drive-thru service was not a complete success.
Ronald can heal too. But he prefers to lay waste. That’s just how he rolls.
When Ronald says that no one taller than his hand is allowed in the ball pit, he really means it!
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
uhh heh heh heh
Crappo the Clown
Look at Ronald acting all innocent, like he doesn’t know what went wrong. We warned him against lighting his farts. That’s dangerous enough on its own, but when all you eat is McDonald’s fast food, well, you can see what happened in the picture…
Like all of Satan’s minions, Ronald is immune to fire.
After World War III, only McDonald’s and cockroaches will survive…
Man, how wasted was I last night??
A perfect metaphor for what McDonald’s does to your digestive system…