It’s definitely time for another caption contest. This week’s picture features Ronald McDonald in a burned-out McDonald’s restaurant. I really don’t know what happened here, and it doesn’t matter — we get to make up the context. So think of funny stories / situations / jokes / puns / commentary / etc. that could go with this photo.
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Beppo
Ronald laughed to hide the pain. The Hamburglar had been defeated… but at what cost?
Beppo
Even though they looked stupid, the +100 Fire Resistance boots had worked.
Thomas Wayne
As the newest recruit to the X-Men, Ronald was having trouble controlling his powers when he wasn’t lovin’ it.
Thomas Wayne
Hardees isn’t the only fast-food restaurant with a dangerous burger!
Mr. Destructo
Terrorists decided to attack America where it REALLY hurts…
Beppo
McDonald’s first attempt at drive-thru service was not a complete success.
Mr. Destructo
Ronald can heal too. But he prefers to lay waste. That’s just how he rolls.
Mr. Destructo
When Ronald says that no one taller than his hand is allowed in the ball pit, he really means it!
Beamis
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
uhh heh heh heh
Crappo the Clown
Look at Ronald acting all innocent, like he doesn’t know what went wrong. We warned him against lighting his farts. That’s dangerous enough on its own, but when all you eat is McDonald’s fast food, well, you can see what happened in the picture…
Mr. Destructo
Like all of Satan’s minions, Ronald is immune to fire.
Mr. Destructo
After World War III, only McDonald’s and cockroaches will survive…
Tim
Man, how wasted was I last night??
Mike R.
A perfect metaphor for what McDonald’s does to your digestive system…