It’s that time again… time for a CAPTION CONTEST!
As usual, write a caption for the photo below. You can write from any point-of-view — yours, the main people in the picture, people in the background, people off-screen, an overly-dramatic narrator, whatever. Just keep it clean. Yes, it’s that simple.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
this buddy of mine
“this trick will get me all the chicks”
Thomas Wayne
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! Do you like dirtbike racing? DO YOU LIKE EXTREME DIRTBIKE RACING?….with chickens?
Puns-R-Us
Why did the chicken motocross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken. 🙂
Thomas Wayne
The effects of steroid testing on chickens became apparent pretty fast.
Bag O' Donuts
After falling on hard times, Foghorn Leghorn finally found his true calling…EXTREME MOTOCROSS!!! That’s a joke…I say, that’s a joke, son.
MANGO-MAN
hey… why is that dude all up in the roosters face! doesn’t he know that cock-fighting is illegal.
Thomas Wayne
As the blood-stained chicken asked for directions to the nearest truck stop, Jeff came to a startling realization. That was, in fact, Farmer John’s bike…
Al Bore
Chickens shouldn’t be that big! I blame it on global warming!
P.S. Everyone should buy my mockumentary on global warming, so I can raise enough money to save the planet from ultimate doom! 1-800-BIG-FRAUD. Call now… operators are standing by.
Thomas Wayne
MAN! EVERY TIME you guys decide to dress up for the X Games, everyone backs out but me!
Beppo
I’m you from the future. Get on the bike, I’ll explain on the way.
Beppo
As Joe gets ready to perform his signature “flying Chicken” stunt, he realizes for the first time that he’s wasted his life.
Bag O' Donuts
What’s the matter McFly?….Chicken?
Thomas Wayne
There’s no way this guy won the stunt contest… I cry fowl!
Thomas Wayne
Dude, that guy in the orange vest over there is staring at us… just act naturally!
Thomas Wayne
Who are you calling a chick?!?
Thomas Wayne
Normal guy: You won’t attempt the jump over 20 school buses, because YOU’RE A CHICKEN!
Chicken: No, actually, I’m a rooster.
Beppo
The San Diego Chicken got tired of acting stupid at ballgames. He was ready to be taken seriously.
Bag O' Donuts
…and in the background you will see Gunter VanDer Poot, the world’s premier giant humanoid chicken wrangler.
Thomas Wayne
Normal guy: Why are you doing this, with the dirtbike?
Chicken: To get to the other side! Like, anybody could know that!
She Rides Motorcycle Apparel
Gee dad when I grow up, I want to be just like you…
Bag O' Donuts
Keanu Reeves is…Rooster Cogburn in True Grit 2: Moto Fury! Coming soon to theaters near you!
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Interesting post, i have bookmarked your site for future referrence 🙂
larry
give me back my motorcycle or you will be on kfcs menue.
E T Man
Hey buddy…..Mr Perdue back there is looking for tender chickens….I look tough don’t I?