This week’s caption contest looks to be fun. It involves a woman driver who has wrecked her car.
You get to make up the context for this picture. How did this happen? Why? Was anyone or anything else involved? What is she thinking? What are the onlookers thinking?
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
(If you’re a woman who gets offended easily, perhaps you should go visit another page or site. This is a humor blog, and jokes will be made, whether based on truth or imagination. Just remember it’s all in fun.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Woman: “That boat came from nowhere! Honest!”
Holiday Inn Express
Woman: I’m so embarrassed, this is worse then the time I backed into the garage door, or when I hit that brick mailbox, or drove off with the gas nozzle still attached or reversed into the car behind me at the drive thru. At least it’s not as bad as the time I hit a power pole and knocked out power to half the city during that sports playoff.
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “It could have been worse… at least it’s only a single yellow line!”
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “Did anyone see how that boat pulled out right in front of me?”
Mr. Destructo
Your ex’s boat = $50k
Your ex’s car = $12k
Wrecking both in an act of revenge = Priceless
MangoMan
woman: why are you looking at me like that?! there is not a single ‘no parking sign’ in the area. so TECHNICALLY how I parked is legal.
Thomas Wayne
Police officer walking up: “What you got in that bottle, Miss?”
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “But officer, I was only using my cell phone, drinking coffee, and putting on makeup. I was still watching where I was going!”
Fab
Women–phssssh!
Thomas Wayne
Believe it or not, this is a better parking job than she usually does… 😮