caption contest, woman crashed car into boat

This week’s caption contest looks to be fun.  It involves a woman driver who has wrecked her car.

You get to make up the context for this picture.   How did this happen?  Why?  Was anyone or anything else involved?   What is she thinking?  What are the onlookers thinking?

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

(If you’re a woman who gets offended easily, perhaps you should go visit another page or site.   This is a humor blog, and jokes will be made, whether based on truth or imagination.  Just remember it’s all in fun.)

10 thoughts on “caption contest, woman crashed car into boat

  1. Holiday Inn Express

    Woman: I’m so embarrassed, this is worse then the time I backed into the garage door, or when I hit that brick mailbox, or drove off with the gas nozzle still attached or reversed into the car behind me at the drive thru. At least it’s not as bad as the time I hit a power pole and knocked out power to half the city during that sports playoff.

  2. MangoMan

    woman: why are you looking at me like that?! there is not a single ‘no parking sign’ in the area. so TECHNICALLY how I parked is legal.

  3. Thomas Wayne

    Woman: “But officer, I was only using my cell phone, drinking coffee, and putting on makeup. I was still watching where I was going!”

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