Here’s your weekly caption contest. Yes, it’s yours. It belongs to us all. We all get to participate in the creation of funny captions, and we all get to share in the reading and subsequent laughter.
This week’s picture features a special forces soldier (who’s dressed somewhat like a ninja) teaching a little girl how to shoot a sniper rifle. Explain what’s going on here…
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Alice is going back to Wonderland… with a vengeance…
Johnny Virgil
That’s the last time you pull my hair, Chad.
Targeted!
I promise to stop wearing a Snuggie in public!!!
Reinvestment Researcher
girl: I can see Bernie Madoff’s house from here.
Kenobi Tenchu
Girl: Is that a Tele-tubby? (bang!) oops. my bad.
Sniper: I saw nothing.
Thomas Wayne
This is a screenshot from the upcoming video game: Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Bright Six.
Thomas Wayne
Times were tough for Snake Eyes after the G.I. Joe cartoon was cancelled. During the “lost years” he could be found most days manning the sniper booth at the local children’s carnival.
Mr. Destructo
With this family photo over the mantle, John knew nobody would ever touch his daughter.
Bag O' Donuts
No one ever suspected little Cindy Brady of being the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Mr. Destructo
Soldier: “Don’t worry ma’am. She doesn’t need to hit the target. We just need her prints on the gun.”
Bag O' Donuts
Special Weapons and Tactics With The Stars! This week: Dakota Fanning and Cloris Leachman snipe hostage takers in downtown Santa Monica! Check your local listings!
MangoMan
Mom (as she grabs her child) “Cindy!!! stop aiming that thing at your brother!”
Thomas Wayne
It’s all fun ’til someone loses an eye…
Thomas Wayne
My Honor Roll Student Can Blow The Head Off Of Your Honor Roll Student
Kri'
Girl: “This gun isn’t nearly cool as the M-60 my daddy keeps in the basement with his other… oh wait. Daddy told me not to talk about that!”
Thomas Wayne
This looks like the upcoming game from Rockstar Games — Grand Theft Auto: Recess.
Thomas Wayne
When the NRA and the Girl Scouts of America joined forces, everybody thought they were crazy. Who’s laughing now?
Say What?
Girl: I’m a PC.
Sniper: Me too.
Horace del-Taco
Sniper to Girl: Always remember, there is nothing that is “Too Big to Fail.”
Willie B Hardigan
Girl: Why doesnt that guy have a head anymore>?
Tainted Glory
If she were to fire that she’d loose an eye. Her eye is pretty much [on] the lens.
Alex
In Soviet Russia terrorists don’t kill children, children kill terrorists.
NOTE: picture is indeed made in Russia, the patch on the sptesnaz soldier uniform is from over there.
SyLord
Don’t worry, it isn’t load- *boom* loaded anymore.
Joey
Girl: which one of the tele tubbies is the gay one?
Michael
In soviet Russia you no find Waldo, Waldo hires little girl to find “YOU”.
Michael
And they thought Justin Bieber was talented!
Michael
Russia, the only country in the world that has little girls as minute men.
V
No, it’s not Russia. It’s Ukrain. This is special police forces soldier. Team “BERKOOT” (means:”Golden eagle”). Like SWAT in USA. Sniper rifle – russian “SVD”.
By the way, do not worry about girl’s eyes. There is a special rubber tread on the SVD sniper scope.
André
vcs não estão vendo que é a filha do Chuck Norris. Ela é muito foda.
Nat
Say cheese clown…