Here’s your weekly caption contest. Yes, it’s yours. It belongs to us all. We all get to participate in the creation of funny captions, and we all get to share in the reading and subsequent laughter.
This week’s picture features a special forces soldier (who’s dressed somewhat like a ninja) teaching a little girl how to shoot a sniper rifle. Explain what’s going on here…
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30 thoughts on “caption contest, girl shooting sniper rifle”
Alice is going back to Wonderland… with a vengeance…
That’s the last time you pull my hair, Chad.
I promise to stop wearing a Snuggie in public!!!
girl: I can see Bernie Madoff’s house from here.
Girl: Is that a Tele-tubby? (bang!) oops. my bad.
Sniper: I saw nothing.
This is a screenshot from the upcoming video game: Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Bright Six.
Times were tough for Snake Eyes after the G.I. Joe cartoon was cancelled. During the “lost years” he could be found most days manning the sniper booth at the local children’s carnival.
With this family photo over the mantle, John knew nobody would ever touch his daughter.
Bag O' Donuts
No one ever suspected little Cindy Brady of being the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Soldier: “Don’t worry ma’am. She doesn’t need to hit the target. We just need her prints on the gun.”
Bag O' Donuts
Special Weapons and Tactics With The Stars! This week: Dakota Fanning and Cloris Leachman snipe hostage takers in downtown Santa Monica! Check your local listings!
Mom (as she grabs her child) “Cindy!!! stop aiming that thing at your brother!”
It’s all fun ’til someone loses an eye…
My Honor Roll Student Can Blow The Head Off Of Your Honor Roll Student
Girl: “This gun isn’t nearly cool as the M-60 my daddy keeps in the basement with his other… oh wait. Daddy told me not to talk about that!”
This looks like the upcoming game from Rockstar Games — Grand Theft Auto: Recess.
When the NRA and the Girl Scouts of America joined forces, everybody thought they were crazy. Who’s laughing now?
Girl: I’m a PC.
Sniper: Me too.
Sniper to Girl: Always remember, there is nothing that is “Too Big to Fail.”
Willie B Hardigan
Girl: Why doesnt that guy have a head anymore>?
If she were to fire that she’d loose an eye. Her eye is pretty much [on] the lens.
In Soviet Russia terrorists don’t kill children, children kill terrorists.
NOTE: picture is indeed made in Russia, the patch on the sptesnaz soldier uniform is from over there.
Don’t worry, it isn’t load- *boom* loaded anymore.
Girl: which one of the tele tubbies is the gay one?
In soviet Russia you no find Waldo, Waldo hires little girl to find “YOU”.
And they thought Justin Bieber was talented!
Russia, the only country in the world that has little girls as minute men.
No, it’s not Russia. It’s Ukrain. This is special police forces soldier. Team “BERKOOT” (means:”Golden eagle”). Like SWAT in USA. Sniper rifle – russian “SVD”.
By the way, do not worry about girl’s eyes. There is a special rubber tread on the SVD sniper scope.
vcs não estão vendo que é a filha do Chuck Norris. Ela é muito foda.
Say cheese clown…