Welcome to our next weekly caption contest! The game is real, and the prizes are imaginary! Well, except that you can feel good if you write something funny — there might be thousands of people read it and be amused.
This week’s photo features a man who appears to be doing a stunt on a bicycle (or about to wreck it). Is he trying to impress the ladies? Or do they have something to do with it? You get to write the context. Have fun with it. Just make it funny and keep it clean.
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Beppo
Bob had made fun of ninjas one too many times, and he never saw this one coming…
Thomas Wayne
Guy: “That’s the last time I ask Mango-Man for advice on how to impress the ladies!”
Thomas Wayne
Guy: “If I had a nickel for every time my stunts failed to impress the ladies, I could probably buy a candy bar.”
Thomas Wayne
This is the infamous El Whappo, trying to impress the ladies with his bicycle-wrecking skills…
Thomas Wayne
Bob graduated from the Rosco P. Coltrane school of driving, where they teach you creative ways to get in a horrendous crash.
Mr. Destructo
I think I saw this guy on “America’s Got No Talent Whatsoever”.
Mr. Destructo
This picture needs some explosions…
Holiday Inn Express
You’ve got it all wrong. This poor guy was just riding along, and those ladies have set up a clear plastic speedbump to wreck anyone that comes along. Look, they’re just sitting there watching the crashes.
Important Philosopher
So are you saying women are evil?
Thomas Wayne
Women talking amongst themselves:
“Any guy willing to injure himself to impress me is disqualified. I want someone stable.”
“I prefer someone willing to take risks, be a little dangerous.”
“I want someone who will think things through.”
“That’s boring; I want someone passionate, who will do whatever it takes.”
“And he’s got to be in touch with his emotions.”
[continue ad nauseam]
Guy: “After hearing these women talk, I don’t think they know what they want!”
underwhelmer
…and for my next trick I’ll balance my finances, get a good job, earn the respect of friends and co-workers and… wait a minute. I can’t do any of those things. So, who uh… who would like to see me do another trick on this bike like a hairless chimp?
Holiday Inn Express
Meanwhile, in the next post, an antelope prepares for his stunt to impress the ladies.
MangoMan
guy holding on to bike handles: whoa! these new air jordans I just bought are giving my feet some SERIOUS lift.
Crappo the Clown
Guy: “Did I just crap my pants?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Crappo the Clown
Women talking to each other:
“This emotion I’m feeling now, this is love, right?”
“I don’t know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you see him?”
“Yes.”
“That’s influenza. Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours.”
Fab
Chuck fell head over heels (or vice-versa) in love with the ladies.
Thomas Wayne
Thus begins our tale of romance and comedy…
Thomas Wayne
Guy: “One of these women better be impressed after all the pain I’m about to feel!”
Beppo
Guy: “When the bike shop said they upgraded my brakes, they took it a little too far…”
Crappo the Clown
Bob was well on his way to impressing the ladies, but his mid-stunt fart changed their minds instantly. Women just don’t appreciate a well-timed rip…
Mr. Destructo
The women think the guy was doing the stunt to impress them, but really he just drove into a hole and wrecked because he was checking them out.
Important Philosopher
Guy: “What does it take to impress women these days?!?”