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Buffet o' Blog 
MangoMan
A big man needs a big blow gun. This guy can bring down an Elephant with his.
Thomas Wayne
When I blow this shofar, everyone run into battle!
[pause]
Wait! Come back! That wasn’t the horn you heard! (I’ve gotta cut back on the beans when it’s my turn to blow the horn.)
Thomas Wayne
This war paint means I’m tough!
Actually, the literal translation is: “Me big bad dude; Me beat up people who stupid!”
Important Doctor
Does this loin cloth and paint make me look fat?
Thomas Wayne
Maybe this war paint will disguise the fact that my belly is hanging over my loin cloth.
DOH! I used horizontal stripes on my belly, which will make me look even fatter! What was I thinking???
Thomas Wayne
I know some of you guys out there wonder how I can wear a loin cloth… Well, I will say that it provides excellent ventilation, if you know what I mean. (It also doesn’t muffle the sound at all, if you have some thunder from down under.)
Mango-man
everyone watches in silent anticipation as Teeto attempts to break the world record for the largest spitball ever shot.
Funky Chicken
There is no charge for AWESOMENESS or ATTRACTIVENESS!
larry
i will blow my own horn if i want to and make you like it
Cliff
Africa Has Talent contestant wins!
Chris Turley
Being a Washington Redskins fan gets tougher every year