Once again it’s the Halloween season. Well, not really a season, because it’s just one day of trick-or-treat, but I suppose some folks do lots of decorating for it. It seems like the “spooky” decorating is becoming more rampant each year. But I digress…
Are you going to go to the most sincere pumpkin patch to wait for the Great Pumpkin? Each Halloween night, he rises out of the pumpkin patch to scare little children, er, I mean, to give them candy and presents. That’s what I hear anyway. I haven’t ever been to one of those sincere pumpkin patches. Maybe I’m not sensitive enough to know if one is sincere. Whatever… Let’s get to the point of this story… I’m digressing again…
One Halloween holiday tradition I’m trying to get started is putting a flaming pumpkin of poop on someone’s front porch. I mentioned this a while back, but it has yet to catch on for some reason. I know, creating a jack-o-lantern out of poop is not ideal, so here’s an update (consider it version 2.0). Take a standard jack o’lantern (however you want to spell it), and cover it with poop. Take it to a friend’s porch. Then you set it on fire. It’s a guaranteed good time!
Some of the staff here voted and nominated Mango-Man’s house as the first place to try out this new Halloween decoration. I’m sure it’ll draw trick-or-treaters to his house, with all the bright fire on his pumpkin. He’ll have to let us know how it turns out. 🙂
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if any type of flaming poo (pumkins, bags or otherwise) shows up on my property you can be sure it will be met with ‘fire’ of my own… that is the ‘firing’ of my 12-gauge and blowing it to smithereens!
Especially if you put the flaming gourd in his flower beds. MM won’t stand for someone burning up his ketunias. 🙂