Somehow it’s been close to two months since our last installment of quotes from cartoons. How did that happen?!? I have been WAY too busy with work and stuff. Well, there’s no time like the present, they say (but a couple of minutes ago probably bore a “striking” similarity). Here’s some more quotes from various cartoons, which should bring back some good memories. (If not, then you need to start watching cartoons and making those memories!) Remember that saying them out loud in character and context (if you know it) makes it even more fun, especially if you’re in a public place and there’s people around. Now let’s get to the quotes. It’s in the same format as last time : I ramble on for a paragraph, then list a bunch of funny quotes. 🙂 Here goes…
Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Heeeeeeey BUDDY! What do ya know? ~ Brak
I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. ~ Space Ghost
Maybe next time you keep your stinkiness to yourself. ~ Ren, on Ren & Stimpy
Cosgrove: Hey Freakazoid, wanna go see a bear ride a motorcycle?
Freakazoid: DO I?!?
I don’t need no instruction manual to know how to ROCK! ~ Carl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Woah, you consarn, ijit varmint! ~ Yosemite Sam
I’m overlookin’ a three leaf clover that I overlooked be-three. ~ Bugs Bunny, singing
I am Mojo Jojo. People shall call me Mojo Jojo. And it is I, Mojo Jojo, whom they shall be addressing when using the name, Mojo Jojo. ~ Mojo Jojo
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.” ~ Charlie Brown, Peanuts
Mom wouldn’t care about these things if she wouldn’t keep finding out about them. ~ Calvin & Hobbes
Calvin: I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
Are you losing your hearing or are you just stupid? ~ Homer Simpson
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics. ~ Homer Simpson
What’s done is done. I’ve made my bed and now… I have to weasel out of it. ~ Bart Simpson
It’s not how you play; it’s how you win. ~ Dr. Freeze, Superfriends
I am your infant overlord. Surrender now or I’ll poop on your lap. ~ Stewie Griffin, from Family Guy
Me Grimlock here to save universe. ~ Grimlock, The Transformers
Optimus Prime: Megatron must be stopped… no matter the cost! ~ Transformers, The Movie
The Lost Diamond of Disappearance, Skeletor must have found it. ~ He-man
Greetings Chum! I am the Tick, nigh-invulnerable superhero charged with defending “The City” against evil. Along with my sidekick, Arthur, and my pet dog… err… rodent Speak, I stop the most diabolical criminal masterminds from carrying out their fiendish plots. ~ The Tick
Rugged, self-assured, adult… these are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache. ~ The Tick
So… humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed. Muwahahahaha! ~ Morbo, from Futurama
“Well,” said Pooh, “what I like best–“, and then he had to stop and think. Because although eating honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn’t know what it was called.
So now welcome our keynote speaker, Professor Melvin Fenwick — the man who, back in 1952, first coined the now-famous phrase: “Fools! I’ll destroy them all!” ~ The Mad Scientists Convention, “The Far Side”
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer “extortion”. The “X” makes it sound cool. ~ Bender, from Futurama
Leela, enough. Our love has constantly been tested by your hatred, and now this. ~ Captain Zapp Brannigan, from Futurama
Leela: I’m sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Fry: Yeah. That’s what I do with my stupidness.
~ from Futurama
Here’s a link to list the other posts in the quotes from cartoons series. Lots of good stuff… 🙂
5 thoughts on “quotes from cartoons, pt. 4”
Heres one from Foghorn Leghorn:
“busier than a centipede at a toe countin’ contest”!
Mojo jojo Fan
“Splendidly evil, isn’t it?”
MOJO JOJO: “Evil? How about stupid? Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing. Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head. Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after six seasons on this show!”
VELMA: “My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!”
JOHNNY BRAVO: “My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses! “
A Family Guy
Stewie: [To ticket agent] Now look here…
[looks at agent’s name tag]
Stewie: Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
Stewie: Isn’t it funny how they say “life is like a box of chocolates”? Well in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades!