a review of a Yanni CD

Someone online decided to listen to a Yanni CD, to write a review.  (Note: we don’t recommend doing this.  Well, unless you have trouble sleeping, and then it might help you out.)  Anyway, this is a very unusual review :

My life is officially over.  Not only have I now actually listened to a Yanni record, but I actually didn’t absolutely hate it.  It’s kind of like when you’re wiping your [butt], and your hand accidentally slips into the nether world of poopyness, then by some unknown force, you feel compelled to smell your hand.  And even though you know it’s supposed to smell like [poop], and it does smell like [poop], there’s still a somewhat pleasing quality to it.  This record, in all measures, is an absolute piece of crap. … But despite this, I still couldn’t help but smell the poopyness, and find it a little bit appealing. ~ Daniel Taylor, review of “If I Could Tell You” by Yanni, 03/2000

I reckon what he’s saying is : if you like smelling your own poop, you’ll like this CD.  🙂

One thought on “a review of a Yanni CD

  1. Important Sleep Clinician

    Listening to Yanni has been shown to cure sleep apnea, insomnia, chronic sleep-walking, and restless leg syndrome. Subjects also entered the Delta sleep phase much faster and remained in it for a much longer time while listening to Yanni, giving them a much more restful, restorative night of sleep. Yanni’s music is not for everyone, so ask your doctor if Yanni is right for you. You should not use Yanni’s Music if you are pregnant or nursing or if you have advanced HIV or liver disease (don’t ask me why). Side effects are generally mild and may include drowsiness, sudden exhaustion, impaired judgement, dry-mouth, sore throat, nausea, prolonged sleep, and extremely loud snoring. If you experience any of these, consult your doctor before resuming use. Yanni’s music should not be used while driving or operating machinery. Yanni. For great sleep–guaranteed!

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