Tag: funny

caption contest, adults racing tricycles

It’s Monday again, so you’re probably expecting another caption contest.  And I’m happy to oblige.  But I am curious about the lack of typical Monday traffic.  There were about 60-70 percent fewer pageviews today.  I know, it was Labor Day, so people were busy not laboring.  I’m going to suppose the traffic was down because people were busy relaxing or grilling or out on vacation, that it’s not because people mainly check it from work.  🙂  But either way, I’m thankful for the traffic, so I’ll quit rambling about that now.

This week’s photo features a group of adults riding tricycles.  I really have no idea what’s going on here.   But who needs context?  We don’t for this, because we get to write our own!   It’s up to you, my awesome readers, to write a funny explanation for this picture.  As always, you get to choose your own context, perspective, setting, etc.  You can write dialog for the people in the picture, or you can write commentary / analysis of what’s going on.  The only general guidelines are to make it funny and keep it clean.

guys racing tricycles

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caption contest, man in strange green outfit

Do Mondays give you indigestion?  If so, you should try our weekly caption contests, which start on Mondays.  They might make you laugh, and that helps the day pass.

Speaking of that, it’s Monday, and here’s our next caption contest.  This week’s photo features a man in a very unusual green outfit, walking along with some normal-dressed people.   I really have no idea what’s going on here, so it’s up to you to provide some context for what could be happening.  So leave a funny caption for this picture.  Just keep it clean…

man in green outfit walking with people

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funny security guard at Brownsville revival

This post will bring back humorous memories for those who attended the Brownsville revival in Pensacola, Florida.  There was a certain security guard who kept people in line when the doors were opened.   (If you never went during its peak of popularity, people would wait outside the church ALL DAY to get into the service.  Seriously, people would be waiting in line at 7:00 AM, and the doors opened at 6:00 PM.)  This particular guard had a megaphone, and he always said the same things.  The way he said it was funny, and it was in Ebonics, which made it even better.  Here’s a sample:

“Single file line!
SINGLE FILE LINE, FOLKS!
Watch yo’ step!
No drank, cooluh, backpack, large bag, or umbuhrella will be allow in de santuareh!
Watch yo’ step!
Single file line, folks!
Watch yo’ STEP!
Hold yo’ seat!
Do not move from yo’ seat until you are told!
You may lose yo’ seat!
Watch yo’ step!”

I miss those times… not only the services, but the incredible fellowship we had on those trips.  Road trips can be a great time (if you have the right people — some folks let they attitude get musty when sittin’ in a car all day).

BTW, when our church has a revival with folks waiting outside before the doors open, I’m gonna make sure somebody with a similar style of speaking has a megaphone to continue the tradition.

caption contest, man peeing into gas tank

This week’s caption contest features an unusual picture.  Some may consider it crude, even.  Well, the picture itself doesn’t show anything crude or vulgar, but the concept is not so noble.  So you’ve been forewarned, and if you proceed with viewing this post and you get offended, it’s your own fault!   (Really, you shouldn’t get offended.  It’s nothing personal — this has nothing to do with you — it’s just a concept of something funny, and it’s funny because it’s not really happening.)

Disclaimer aside, let’s continue.   This photo features a man peeing into a car’s gas tank.   At least, it appears that way.   You can write the captions however you want, taking whatever angle you want.   Just remember to not use any vulgar language — keep it clean.

man peeing into gas tank

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)