It’s Monday again, so you’re probably expecting another caption contest. And I’m happy to oblige. But I am curious about the lack of typical Monday traffic. There were about 60-70 percent fewer pageviews today. I know, it was Labor Day, so people were busy not laboring. I’m going to suppose the traffic was down because people were busy relaxing or grilling or out on vacation, that it’s not because people mainly check it from work. 🙂 But either way, I’m thankful for the traffic, so I’ll quit rambling about that now.
This week’s photo features a group of adults riding tricycles. I really have no idea what’s going on here. But who needs context? We don’t for this, because we get to write our own! It’s up to you, my awesome readers, to write a funny explanation for this picture. As always, you get to choose your own context, perspective, setting, etc. You can write dialog for the people in the picture, or you can write commentary / analysis of what’s going on. The only general guidelines are to make it funny and keep it clean.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Is this a screenshot from “Mario Kart: The Movie”?
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man knew that if only he could come in first, he would finally get the respect he deserved.
Thomas Wayne
Upon looking at the steamrolling tricycle gang, the French army beat a hasty retreat.
Bag O' Donuts
I always wondered what the rest of Congress was doing during those confirmation hearings.
Beppo
Tragedy struck when the racers realized that the course empties on to the interstate.
Crappo the Clown
Tragedy struck again when the racers realized that their bowels had just emptied into their pants.
Beppo
Coming soon to a theater near you — The Fast and the Furious: Playground Pandemonium!
Thomas Wayne
Here we see Mango-Man and his merry men, out for an afternoon ride on their tricycles.
Thomas Wayne
We always figured Mango-Man didn’t have a life, but now we have proof.
Mr. Destructo
The Important Evil Genius had wanted an army of motorcycle bikers, but his minion budget had to be slashed after his stock investment in Consolidated Fuzz crashed…
Thomas Wayne
“First one down the hill gets their dignity back!”
Thomas Wayne
Uhh… Is that a cardboard helmet?