Greetings, all! It’s time for another caption contest! This week’s photo features a little girl looking suspicious near a house fire. You get to explain the context behind this. Remember, it can be from any perspective — the girl, her parents, the firefighters, the neighbors, etc. Just make it funny. And of course, keep it clean.
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(To anyone randomly finding this who is prone to get offended over everything, keep in mind that this is all joking around, having fun, so there’s no need to get offended or distraught over the humor. If you can’t handle the humor, go read about politics or something.)
26 thoughts on “caption contest, girl looking suspicious by house fire”
Firegirl was quite rebellious in her childhood days, before Professor Xavier took her to the X-Men Institute.
“I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. There’s no way you can prove anything!”
That’ll teach them to take away my Oreos and Twinkies…
this look like a evil devil child from some place evil and wrong, like Dumas, AR…
you know she have evil intent by just looking at her eyes…
“Wanna see what else I can make with that chemistry set that I didn’t want? Next time you’ll give me Barbie’s Dream House for my birthday!”
What part of “I hate broccoli” did you not understand???
Daddy won’t be coming to my room anymore.
“Mommy! Guess what? We learned a new word in school today. A-R-S-O-N.”
“Now my room is clean!”
This is Fire Marshall Bill’s daughter. Obviously the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree…
(Fire Marshall Bill is from “In Living Color”, if you don’t get the reference.)
Next time just buy the cookies
Fire! Fire! Fire!
uhh heh heh heh
“My EZ-bake oven was taking too long… so I had to improvise.”
“Elmo made me do it!”
osama made me do it.
“I can start such fires with just my mind…”
“Wanna see what else I can do?”
Now we can move to a real-life Barbie Dream House.
I told you I wanted to see a fire truck.
barbi said she was cold and i just wanted to warm her up by making a fire i dont see whats wrong
And not a [crap] was given That day
The house is clean…
She said she was hotter than Robert Pattinson… she is now.
It takes a child to raise a village.
That’s the last time they’ll ruin *MY* prom night!” said little Carrie.
Mommy wouldn’t buy me another doll……….. So this happened