Greetings, all! It’s time for another caption contest! This week’s photo features a little girl looking suspicious near a house fire. You get to explain the context behind this. Remember, it can be from any perspective — the girl, her parents, the firefighters, the neighbors, etc. Just make it funny. And of course, keep it clean.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
(To anyone randomly finding this who is prone to get offended over everything, keep in mind that this is all joking around, having fun, so there’s no need to get offended or distraught over the humor. If you can’t handle the humor, go read about politics or something.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Firegirl was quite rebellious in her childhood days, before Professor Xavier took her to the X-Men Institute.
Beppo
“I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. There’s no way you can prove anything!”
dabodl
That’ll teach them to take away my Oreos and Twinkies…
Alijandro Pena
this look like a evil devil child from some place evil and wrong, like Dumas, AR…
you know she have evil intent by just looking at her eyes…
Ali
Thomas Wayne
“Wanna see what else I can make with that chemistry set that I didn’t want? Next time you’ll give me Barbie’s Dream House for my birthday!”
Thomas Wayne
What part of “I hate broccoli” did you not understand???
LOTGK
Daddy won’t be coming to my room anymore.
Mr. Destructo
They’re baaack…
Mr. Destructo
“Mommy! Guess what? We learned a new word in school today. A-R-S-O-N.”
Thomas Wayne
“Now my room is clean!”
Thomas Wayne
This is Fire Marshall Bill’s daughter. Obviously the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree…
(Fire Marshall Bill is from “In Living Color”, if you don’t get the reference.)
Lisa M
Next time just buy the cookies
Beamis
Fire! Fire! Fire!
uhh heh heh heh
MangoMan
“My EZ-bake oven was taking too long… so I had to improvise.”
Thomas Wayne
“Elmo made me do it!”
MarketingMan
osama made me do it.
Mr. Destructo
“I can start such fires with just my mind…”
Mr. Destructo
“Wanna see what else I can do?”
Derek
Now we can move to a real-life Barbie Dream House.
OR
I told you I wanted to see a fire truck.
ron
barbi said she was cold and i just wanted to warm her up by making a fire i dont see whats wrong
Aaron
And not a [crap] was given That day
mas0
The house is clean…
Theo
She said she was hotter than Robert Pattinson… she is now.
SadButTrue
It takes a child to raise a village.
Joe Vance
That’s the last time they’ll ruin *MY* prom night!” said little Carrie.
Skyla
Mommy wouldn’t buy me another doll……….. So this happened