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Our Research and Development department has DONE IT AGAIN!!!

introducing….  The new improved brain declogger…

Unclogs Brains BETTER & FASTER…  

It’s time to unleash the power… the power to declog your brain.
do you have problems thinking clearly?  does it sometimes feel that you have cobwebs in your head? are you forgetful? are there times you find it hard to think?
If you answered yes to any of the above then the new improved brain-declogger is for YOU!

Brain-declogger cleans the synaptic passage-ways of the brain.
it opens up clogged arteries and gets that blood flowing.
Brain-declogger blasts away years of gunk and grime. 
Say good-bye that unsightly brain buildup and tarnish!
Clear those cobwebs!!! Clean that cranium!!!

The powerful, pump-activated brain declogging plunger blasts to  
quickly clean those unused brain cells without using harmful chemicals.
Comes with 2 interchangeable heads that let you unclog any job, any time!  

Great for your home, office, RV or boat. And remember there’s  
no chemicals to damage your skin or clothing.
Much more effective than those ‘other’ products on the market.

THE BEST PART IS THE SAVINGS… You can get The brain declogger 
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The ‘Brain Declogger’ Ends Clogs Fast  

* caution: potential side effect: you may feel a sudden rush of awareness.

I installed a new package of Kleenex at work today, and while removing the protective wrap from it, I noticed a disclaimer on the bottom of the box.  I know disclaimers are required on almost all products these days, so the companies can’t be sued if someone is too stupid to use the product properly.  But I was surprised by this particular disclaimer :

Directions for Use: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.  Use only as a facial tissue.

So if you’re ever using the bathroom and you run out of toilet paper, it would be a violation of Federal law to use some Kleenex in place of toilet paper.  That’s crazy!

Since we’ve been talking about spam the past few days, I’m going to toss out this little bon mot for you to chew on :

A friend told me that aliens make spam (the food).  That’s why no one knows what it is made of.

I’m gonna open this up to the readers (sorry, more “exercise”), because I figure some of you might know of some research on this, or maybe some crazy hypothesis will come to mind.  Any thoughts?

Occasionally I glance through the comment spam that Akismet catches from my blogs, just to see if any valid comments slip through.  All comment spam is dumb and stupid, because they’re trying to hijack our discussions to promote their website or products.  But some of it is especially dumb, which I decided to share, just for your amusement (or dismusment).

Hi,

Windows Vista Ultimate Upgrade free download
More cheaply will not find

Yeah, you probably can’t find it cheaper than free…  although, really, the cost is that you may go to jail, since it’s piracy.

The following comments all came from same IP address, mostly on the same post:

• I hate spammers! (
• No more spam, man!
• Spammers suck a lot
• Delete this spam!
• Spam really sucks( delete it
• So much spam (
• You have so much spam in here.. (

The irony is obvious, isn’t it?  What’s the point?  Will their rambling cause people to click on their website link?  I know it wouldn’t work for me…

That last one is really humorous to me, because the person saying there’s so much spam here is the one trying to put so much here!