Introducing the Brain Declogger

The wait is over!  it’s finally here!!!

Our Research and Development department has DONE IT AGAIN!!!

introducing….  The new improved brain declogger…

Unclogs Brains BETTER & FASTER…  

It’s time to unleash the power… the power to declog your brain.
do you have problems thinking clearly?  does it sometimes feel that you have cobwebs in your head? are you forgetful? are there times you find it hard to think?
If you answered yes to any of the above then the new improved brain-declogger is for YOU!

Brain-declogger cleans the synaptic passage-ways of the brain.
it opens up clogged arteries and gets that blood flowing.
Brain-declogger blasts away years of gunk and grime. 
Say good-bye that unsightly brain buildup and tarnish!
Clear those cobwebs!!! Clean that cranium!!!

The powerful, pump-activated brain declogging plunger blasts to  
quickly clean those unused brain cells without using harmful chemicals.
Comes with 2 interchangeable heads that let you unclog any job, any time!  

Great for your home, office, RV or boat. And remember there’s  
no chemicals to damage your skin or clothing.
Much more effective than those ‘other’ products on the market.

THE BEST PART IS THE SAVINGS… You can get The brain declogger 
for 1/2 of the TV price. But we won’t stop there… need more  
than one? Then your price goes down even more. Check out  
the revolutionary Brain Declogger by visiting our website (once its setup)

sign up now to join our mailing list!

The ‘Brain Declogger’ Ends Clogs Fast  

* caution: potential side effect: you may feel a sudden rush of awareness.

5 thoughts on “Introducing the Brain Declogger

  1. Thomas Wayne

    Hey, this is what that Important Evil Genius guy needs! His original thinking seems to be constipated, and he’s not very aware of reality… Sign him up for it!

  2. unbiased 3rd party

    I think it’s obvious that Thomas Wayne is one of Mr. Destructo’s Minions. 🙂

    If you cant say something nice… don’t say anything at all…

  3. Thomas Wayne

    So, Mr. “unbiased 3rd party”, you’re gonna tell me to not say something if it’s not nice, yet you accuse me (without any evidence, I might add) of being on the payroll of someone out to conquer/destroy the world. Talk about irony! Perhaps you need to use that brain declogger on yourself, too… 😮

  4. unbiased 3rd party

    TW is seems ‘very’ coincidental that at times you speak for Mr. Destructo.
    if you aren’t on his payroll… maybe you should sign up… and at least get paid for all your ‘seemingly’ evil guy slanted theologies.

  5. Thomas Wayne

    How was I speaking for Mr. Destructo? Perhaps we share the same opinion that the Important Evil Genius is a stupidhead, but a lot of people think that. 🙂 Mr. Destructo speaks for himself, and he’s much more educated than me.

    I wouldn’t mind being on more people’s payrolls, although I’m not currently planning to conquer the world. But if it involves working less and making more money, then I might be interested… 🙂

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