Welcome to our next weekly caption contest! This week’s photo features several people dressed in costumes that look to be made of moss, and they’re walking down a city street. As usual, I have absolutely no context whatsoever for this, but that’s not a problem because we get to make up our own context. So write a caption from anybody’s perspective (whether in the picture or not), and you can invent your own backstory. Or you can just come up with a joke. Just make it funny and clean.
For some inspiration, you can consider these questions. Does this have something to do with the “going green” movement? Is it some type of camouflage? Is it a protest? Who organized this parade? What are their motives or intentions?
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Beppo
That’s right, kids, eat too many vegetables and you become one!
Thomas Wayne
I fought the lawn and the lawn won!
Thomas Wayne
We sprayed our homeless population with mulch. Now they’re warm at night, smell better, and people spare them more change because they’re just so cute and fuzzy.
Fab
With urban tree removal at epidemic proportions, moss began growing in the only place it could find.
Fab
Presenting the new organic line of clothing from Mossy Oak!
Thomas Wayne
PETA wanted to show people how dumb it looks to wear dead animals, so they took to wearing grass.
Thomas Wayne
Movies tend to exaggerate. This is what the zombie uprising will really look like.
Holiday Inn Express
It seems this ‘going green’ trend is getting out of hand.
Pumped Up Reader
I think Al Gore is in the crowd saying, “Follow me Minions! We must save the planet from the conservatives trying to destroy our planet!”
:O
Mr. Destructo
If gangs have turf wars, does turf have gang wars?
Mr. Destructo
Due to budget shortfalls, the Important Evil Genius had to use inexperienced rookie henchmen, and it showed. When he told his henchmen to give chloroform to the hostages, they gave them chlorophyll…
Thomas Wayne
Run, forest, run!
Thomas Wayne
Oh for peat’s sake.
Beppo
Hey, look! Baby ents!
Beppo
This is a low-budget Shakespeare production, where the Walking Forest was downgraded to the Walking Shrubs.
MangoMan
This is what happens when you store your ewok costumes in a damp basement.
Thomas Wayne
Lawn of the dead.
Thomas Wayne
Unleash the lawnmowers!
Al Bore
This is because of global warming!
Thomas Wayne
They’re part of Swamp Thing’s family reunion.
Beppo
It’s not easy being green.
Beppo
These guys got ripped off when they bought Hedge Funds…
Thomas Wayne
Obviously these guys aren’t rolling stones.
Thomas Wayne
This is what happens when you don’t clean that mold in your shower for a really long time… (so I’ve heard)
Thomas Wayne
Revenge of the Shrubberies
Thomas Wayne
Their camo disguises didn’t blend in so well in the city…