dumb comment spam on blog

Occasionally I glance through the comment spam that Akismet catches from my blogs, just to see if any valid comments slip through.  All comment spam is dumb and stupid, because they’re trying to hijack our discussions to promote their website or products.  But some of it is especially dumb, which I decided to share, just for your amusement (or dismusment).


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Yeah, you probably can’t find it cheaper than free…  although, really, the cost is that you may go to jail, since it’s piracy.

The following comments all came from same IP address, mostly on the same post:

  • I hate spammers! (
  • No more spam, man!
  • Spammers suck a lot
  • Delete this spam!
  • Spam really sucks( delete it
  • So much spam (
  • You have so much spam in here.. (

The irony is obvious, isn’t it?  What’s the point?  Will their rambling cause people to click on their website link?  I know it wouldn’t work for me…

That last one is really humorous to me, because the person saying there’s so much spam here is the one trying to put so much here!

3 thoughts on “dumb comment spam on blog

  1. Thomas Wayne

    Speaking of spam, here’s a quote that some of you will know :

    There’s egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate’, brandy and a fried egg on top of spam. ~ Monty Python

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