This week’s caption contest should be fun. (That’s not to say any of them aren’t, but I have an idea of some inside jokes that might will get brought up for this one.) The photo features a man drinking from a glass of flowers. Maybe there’s water in the glass, but nonetheless, there are still flowers and/or weeds in it. I don’t know why someone would do this, but I’m going to make up some stuff!
If you’re fairly new here and aren’t aware of the inside joke, I’ll provide you with a link that will explain everything (and be funny): a man who likes flowers.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
Being the manliest man that I am, I’m finding this picture a little disturbing…
Thomas Wayne
Those were times that Mango-Man would like to forget… (but we won’t let him!) 🙂
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man and his merry men were having a night on the town, when their wussiness was captured for all to see…
Important Evil Genius (E.D)
TW thinks to himself: maybe if I hold this empty water glass no one will notice the flowers I had tatooed on my face… talk about buyers remorse!
Beppo
Is there a psychiatrist in the house???
Beppo
Hidden Camera Prank: We’ve secretly replaced his tea with flowers. Let’s see if he notices.
Thomas Wayne
We told Mango-Man it would be funny if he appeared to be drinking from a glass of flowers. What he didn’t realize was that there was flower wallpaper behind him, and that this picture would be posted on teh internets.
Mr. Destructo
I’m offended by all the flowers in this picture! The next caption contest needs some explosions to restore the equilibrium around here…
Crappo the Clown
I looked at this picture for a while, and I just kinda sat there, like a dog contemplating a Monet, not knowing whether to bite something or poop on the carpet.
Crappo the Clown
I had heard that Mango-Man obsessed over flowers, but I didn’t want to believe it. Unfortunately, here is proof that he has a problem.
Thomas Wayne
I’ve heard of fruit drinks, but this is ridiculous!
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man didn’t want this picture to be seen, but it must be shown for his own good. It’s only by exposing his wussiness and thus provoking him to admit it, that he has a chance of recovery.
Mr. Destructo
For the guy in this picture to be manly would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.
Thomas Wayne
Dude, it’s bad enough you like flowers, but to share the same water? That ain’t right!
Beppo
What would you do for bacon?
Thomas Wayne
Ahhhh, we have sort of a problem here… Yeeaaahh, if you could just go ahead and make sure you don’t do that from now on that would be great.
Crappo the Clown
Flower-boy, I fart in your general direction!
Important Philosopher
Is this like drinking weed?
Thomas Wayne
And then the surprise party went horribly wrong…
Crappo the Clown
This is the kind of guy who probably goes to the bathroom to fart…