It’s time for another caption contest! (Well, past time, but my schedule has been somewhat discombobulated lately.)
This week’s picture features a guy who is looking tough (or at least trying to). There’s no background info, so you’ll have to use your imagination. You can create circumstances however you see fit — whether with current events or in the past, whether he’s part of a singing group or a long-lost relative or even one of your friends. (I have a feeling Mango-Man will be brought into this one…) Other ideas: what is he thinking? What does his friends think? What is his job? The only rules are to make it funny and keep it clean. Have fun!
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17 thoughts on “caption contest, tough guy”
I wonder how tough he looks when his chest hairs get caught in those chains…
(Sing with me) “I’m bad… I’m bad… you know it, I’m bad.”
“If you look at me again, I’ll punch you!”
(to himself, later: “It’s ironic that I dress weird to get attention, but then get mad if anyone stares at me. Who am I?”)
After Happy Days, Arthur Fonzerelli, a.k.a. The Fonz or Fonzi, had a little-known short-lived stint as one of the first spokesman for Rogaine under his real last name Glenn (short for Glennzerelli). Yeah, Fonzi or the Fonz was a much cooler name.
Glenn was voted most likely to be a wuss in his high-school yearbook. He sure showed them…
Mango-Man wore this to work one day, and everyone fainted. To go from ketunia-lovin’ fruit-man to I-look-10x-tougher-than-you was completely unexpected. (Actually, I’d say it’s inconceivable.)
Those black gloves makes it look like he doesn’t have fingers… he’s like the Miis in Wii Sports. 🙂 (I don’t know that I’d tell him that, though…)
I wonder what his mustache looks like after eating a bag of Cheetos… 🙂
Hidden Camera Prank: We’ve secretly replaced Lisa’s blind date with Glenn. Let’s see if she notices.
hidden camera Prank#2: we’ve secretly replaced Tom’s girlfriend with Glenn, Let’s see if he notices.
When people go to extremes to look tough, it often reveals extreme insecurities deep inside.
Didn’t this guy used to sing with a disco group?
Silver chains are so ’70s…
Crappo the Clown
I ain’t scared of this guy! I crap bigger than that!
Crappo the Clown
Glenn: “I fart in your general direction! And speaking of farting in general directions, when I wear this outfit, people don’t lecture me anymore about farting in public.” 🙂
Is he wearing a pin that says “Have a nice day”? If so, it should say “Have a nice day… or else!”
Who says Freddy Mercury is dead?
He’s alive and well and living it up with Elvis and Andy Kaufman !