It’s time for another caption contest! (Well, past time, but my schedule has been somewhat discombobulated lately.)
This week’s picture features a guy who is looking tough (or at least trying to). There’s no background info, so you’ll have to use your imagination. You can create circumstances however you see fit — whether with current events or in the past, whether he’s part of a singing group or a long-lost relative or even one of your friends. (I have a feeling Mango-Man will be brought into this one…) Other ideas: what is he thinking? What does his friends think? What is his job? The only rules are to make it funny and keep it clean. Have fun!
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Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
I wonder how tough he looks when his chest hairs get caught in those chains…
Thomas Wayne
(Sing with me) “I’m bad… I’m bad… you know it, I’m bad.”
Chad Lambert
“If you look at me again, I’ll punch you!”
(to himself, later: “It’s ironic that I dress weird to get attention, but then get mad if anyone stares at me. Who am I?”)
Fab
After Happy Days, Arthur Fonzerelli, a.k.a. The Fonz or Fonzi, had a little-known short-lived stint as one of the first spokesman for Rogaine under his real last name Glenn (short for Glennzerelli). Yeah, Fonzi or the Fonz was a much cooler name.
Thomas Wayne
Glenn was voted most likely to be a wuss in his high-school yearbook. He sure showed them…
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man wore this to work one day, and everyone fainted. To go from ketunia-lovin’ fruit-man to I-look-10x-tougher-than-you was completely unexpected. (Actually, I’d say it’s inconceivable.)
Thomas Wayne
Those black gloves makes it look like he doesn’t have fingers… he’s like the Miis in Wii Sports. 🙂 (I don’t know that I’d tell him that, though…)
Thomas Wayne
I wonder what his mustache looks like after eating a bag of Cheetos… 🙂
Thomas Wayne
Hidden Camera Prank: We’ve secretly replaced Lisa’s blind date with Glenn. Let’s see if she notices.
MangoMan
hidden camera Prank#2: we’ve secretly replaced Tom’s girlfriend with Glenn, Let’s see if he notices.
Important Philosopher
When people go to extremes to look tough, it often reveals extreme insecurities deep inside.
Thomas Wayne
Didn’t this guy used to sing with a disco group?
Thomas Wayne
Silver chains are so ’70s…
Crappo the Clown
I ain’t scared of this guy! I crap bigger than that!
Crappo the Clown
Glenn: “I fart in your general direction! And speaking of farting in general directions, when I wear this outfit, people don’t lecture me anymore about farting in public.” 🙂
Mr. Destructo
Is he wearing a pin that says “Have a nice day”? If so, it should say “Have a nice day… or else!”
TR
Who says Freddy Mercury is dead?
He’s alive and well and living it up with Elvis and Andy Kaufman !