Here’s our next caption contest. (Yes, it’s a contest — while there are no official prizes, if you make people laugh, you “win”.) All you have to do is write a caption for this picture. This week we’re featuring a photo from the campaign trail, featuring presidential wanna-be John Kerry giving advice (or consolation) to presidential candidate Barack Obama.
Have fun with this one… 🙂
(To see the other entries in our caption contest, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Fab
B.O. (behind the smile and under his breath): Lurch, get your hand off my butt!
Mango-man
John Kerry to Obama: don’t look now, but the people holding the sign behind apparently want you to hang.
Pre-Fab
Kerry to Obama: Hey Bami, is that Jerimiah and Fairy Con you’re waving at?
Important Doctor
obama to kerry: i’m gonna WIN this election… you know why? ’cause i’m wearing my SUPERMAN UNDERWEAR!!! In fact I bet if I really tried I could put my hand up like ‘this’ and just Fly away!
Kerry: (grabs obamas arm) take me with you!
Thomas Wayne
John Kerry: I voted for you before I voted against you.
PutItInTheirMouths
Kerry: I’m sinking
Bag O' Donuts
John Kerry thinking: “Just a couple more steps Barak…yeah, this way…a little more…my cousin’s cross hairs are almost lined up…lean into to it…”
Barak Obama thinking: “Is this guy pulling on my arm for a reason?….and what is this red dot moving around on my chest?”