According to cutting-edge research, it is actually healthy to have a fat butt. That sounds like something crazier than I would ever even make up, but it’s the gist of an article I happened to find on a news website.
For all the people with fat around their stomach, that’s totally unhealthy, unfortunately. I’ll have to keep looking for some cutting-edge research that finds a way to explain how that’s somehow healthy…
(BTW, I’ve heard blogging professionals say you should include pictures with your posts, to increase interest. I try to do that sometimes. But I think this post is an exception. You should be thankful I realized that…)
Crappo the Clown
If a woman asks you something like, “Do these jeans make my butt look fat?” Reply with, “No. It’s your butt that makes your butt look fat.” Then be prepared to duck and/or run. 🙂