Well, it’s Monday and I have a headache. So it’s definitely not my favorite day this week. But perhaps a caption contest will make me feel better. I’ll post a funny picture so you can write funny captions for it. Laughter works like a medicine, so that should help.
This week’s photo features a man with some strange contraption on his head. I have no idea what the actual context is, so just make something up. (For ideas, you can make the man be whoever you want, or make up what the device does, or imagine what someone might say to him.)
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Beppo
Bluetooth technology has yet to reach some parts of the world, so they just have to rig their own system.
Thomas Wayne
“Doctor, are you sure this will make me cool with the ladies?”
Thomas Wayne
“Now I’ll be able to read people’s thoughts! … Uhh, I can’t believe you thought that! I’m not THAT dorky! I’ll get married someday!”
Cole
“A new invention that massages your head . . . WITH LEFTOVER PRESCRIPTION PILLS!!”
Mr. Destructo
This contraption gives me 3-D vision with surround-sound. Now seeing real life is like watching a movie!
Beppo
Here we go again with that modern “art”…
Holiday Inn Express
The final solution to ADHD has been regarded by some as a little extreme, but ensures that the subject is always paying attention, no matter how much they roll their eyes.
Holiday Inn Express
The latest accessory for an iPod owner obsessed with perfect sound quality, the iHead bores through the skull and delivers music directly to the brain, bypassing those pesky ears. Currently in beta testing, the procedure is 65.42% survivable.
Mr. Destructo
The Important Evil Genius (E.D) built this contraption to project his thoughts onto the wall, but he couldn’t figure out why he kept getting a blank image even when all the components were working properly…