It’s time for another caption contest! Since the Olympics are going on now, I’m going to feature a sports photo. I don’t think sumo wrestling is actually in the Olympics, but perhaps it should be. (Let your imagination run with that for a minute.) Now, on to the picture and your captions!
The rules are simple : write a caption for the photo, whatever you want (within the site’s language rules).
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Fab
Small Guy: No, Dad. I don’t see the remote control under your fat roll.
Big Guy: Well, I wonder why the channel changes every time I laugh?
Fab
Big Guy to someone off camera: I don’t know where this little fellow came from. I just stood up and he fell out of one of the folds in my gut and started gasping for air, leaning against me to keep his balance.
Thomas Wayne
Olympic referee: Maybe the inclusion of Sumo Wrestling as an Olympic sport wasn’t such a good idea.
Thomas Wayne
Big guy: Where did my opponent go? I can’t see him anymore!
Beppo
Kid: My… super powers… seem… to not… be… working… in this… dimension…
Holiday Inn Express
Big Guy: FE-FI-FO-FUM
Little Guy: Don’t eat me!
Bag O' Donuts
Bit O’ Trivia: Between events of the Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring, Gollum travels to Japan for a not so successful bid at super-stardom. Push Preciousss, Push!
MangoMan
big guy: I bet if I ripped a big one right now this lil guy would just fly away…heh… I think i’ll try it PHRVVVRT!!!!
susu
little guy: daddy, i thought you had an “outie” like me!
Kri'
Big’N: I wonder what this guy would taste like with ketchup… ?
Thomas Wayne
Coach of Japanese Sumo Wrestling team: We will surely win the gold in this sport!
Thomas Wayne
In this sport, size does matter.
Beppo
Little guy: I wish I was FAT! This sport discriminates against skinny people!
Sylvia Wilson
BELLY UP!!
SSEWL
Hey Fella, Feeling a bit under the leather?
SILBO
Oh My Goodness! I’ve Never Seen Anything Like It!!
Thomas Wayne
The little guy is actually trying to push himself away, but the big guy is so huge that he has his own gravitational pull…
larry
the sure fire way to remove gas
Cynthia
Those aren’t sumo wrestlers. That woman just had a baby!
aemus
lil’ guy : Dad, i’m pretty sure not matter how hard i push, you’re still not going to be able to see your toes!
fins
Big guy: All we need now is a drink frys and ketchup
fins
Big guy: Why is he touching me? Security!!
can i have a rag to wipe me off now
Crappo the Clown
Big guy: “Kid, you think you can win?!? I crap bigger than you!”
scott
David and Goliath
name
big guy: do u seriously think that you can win?
lil guy;: yeah course?
big guy: how come
lil guy cos ….look ure pants on fire!
big guy WTC
lil guy *stabs him*
suck on tht fat …
Pumped Up Reader
Sumo:I want your secret to the Bacon-n-Cheese Diet!
MangoMan: Never!
Thomas Wayne
I would suspect the sumo is the one on the Bacon-n-Cheese diet…
And are you sure you didn’t get the characters mixed up? 🙂
patrick
“Child Support” get it? haha
bob
fat guy: so u want to keep on making fun of me litle kid :ill give you a twinky if you dont hurt me
Steve
Get in my belly! (spoken like Fat B. in Austin Powers)
hooper
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object.
anon
Lord, I am not worthy to receive You…
About Baby
Fat Guy to someone off camera: I don’t know where this little fellow came from. I just stood up and he fell out of one of the folds in my gut and started gasping for air, leaning against me to keep his balance.!!!!!!!!!!