It’s time for a new caption contest! This week we’re featuring a photo submitted by Mango-Man, one of the regular readers here. This one should be fun. It involves a woman driver in a car that’s putting out a lot of smoke. I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m sure we can come up with something.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Thomas Wayne
I thought this car was supposed to have lots of power, so why is it getting stuck?
Keyshawn
Darrel Ray Lamebert, you nerd! I told you to take some Beano!!!
Al Bore
This dirt road used to be usable, but now it’s too muddy because of global warming.
Everyone should buy my mockumentary on global warming to save the planet before it’s too late!
Bag O' Donuts
Looks like that car doesn’t have Posi-Traction. Alabama is famous for its mud after all. She should have bought a 1963 Pontiac Tempest (metallic mint green preferably).
Mango-Man
blond: wow! I’m moving ‘so’ fast it looks like I’m standing still!!!
Thomas Wayne
Blonde: I’m pushing the gas pedal, but it’s not going. My car must be broken. Yep, it’s definitely broken.
General Surgeon
It is dangerous to allow stupid people to drive. Let this photographic evidence be a warning to all. Stupid+machinery=death
Has anyone asked that woman why she was burning rubber in a field???
That woman
I was trying to dig a hole for my dead hamster! it makes sense to dig a hole for a dead hamster out in the field. I didn’t have a shovel or a spoon so the car was the next best idea.
larry
this is not my car stuck in HD