I just received an e-mail from the indiscriminate Thomas Wayne, who would like some advice on a situation he is facing.
I had pizza last night, and it was excellent, but today I have lots of gas. Excessive amounts, even. But I work in a cubicle / cube farm, and some of my coworkers don’t appreciate the novelty of a rank fart. And it’s not convenient to go to the bathroom every time I need to rip one — that would take way too much time (plus I’m lazy). Also, I’ve heard that repressing your farts is bad for your health. So what are my options?
Does anyone have any suggestions for Thomas Wayne in dealing with his exorbitant levels of flatulence?