add your own captions, pt 1

Today I’m going to add a new feature to the blog.  It’s called, “Say What?”  How it works is very simple.  I will post a picture, and you add the captions for it.  You can write from the perspective of the people in the photograph, or you can write as an announcer, or you can take any other point-of-view you can think of.  It’s that simple.  The only rule is to obey the language rules of the website — basically, keep it clean.

Let’s get started.

mess with mustard and pickles

24 thoughts on “add your own captions, pt 1

  1. Not a Food Service worker, but stayed at a Holiday Inn Express

    The guy in the picture is clearly saying: “What? We were just having a mustard fight.”

  2. Kri'

    “You saw it didn’t you?! I promise – there was a fly in this mustard jar and I had to exterminate it! It put up a vicious fight, though!”

  3. mango-man

    And that’s when the employee learned and important lesson. He would never again call mangoman ‘flowerboy’

  4. overly dramatic narrator

    One of the Important Evil Genius’ minions got busted for trying to steal pickles… It was part of some dumb, outdated plan to conquer the world… 😮 He tried to put up a fight, but he was surrounded and easily defeated with mere mustard.

  5. Thomas Wayne

    Man in picture: What are you doing with that camera?

    Co-worker: You’re outta here, Budro! Just wait ’til Mr. Big Cheese gets this picture! We’re all tired of your mess, and we can’t take any more of your farting antics! You keep lighting farts, thinking it’s funny or something. And I’m sure customers don’t like the smell of poopourri mixed in with their food. You’ve had it, Bub!

    Man in picture: No, wait! It wasn’t my fault! I was framed or somethin’… Don’t fire me — I’ve already lost 3 other jobs this month! Have mercy, bro’…

    Co-worker: M’WA-HA-HA-HA!

  6. Alesandro Boudrah

    “Mustard? What mustard? Zees is Cheez Whiz”

    f’real tho – who got ahold of theese, my peekchur?

    Alesandro – never abbrev. my name

  7. Orangelo Keyshawn Washington

    is all this for real????????????? are ya’ll Christians?

    My friends call me Jello

    class of 2004

  8. Thomas Wayne

    Isn’t it highly ironic (moronic?) that the person who’s calling a word “unappropriate” is the ONLY ONE who has said it in this post? Some folk jes’ crazy an’ they ain’ even know!

  9. Thomas Wayne

    I knew that pickles are evil, so I was squishing them on the floor. And I just don’t like tomatoes. But, you say mustard is also evil? Oh, no! Look at how much is on me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Help! Am I going to die? [falls into floor and wallows around]

  10. Bag O' Donuts

    ” I jus’ wanted ta paint my ownself up like that ol’ Homer Simpson on the T.V. box. What with that yella feller bein’ all funny an’ whatnot.”

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