The pitchers of the Chicago Cubs played a unique practical joke on their strength coach during spring training this year. They totally destroyed his car! They smashed the windows, punctured the roof, peeled up the trunk, and tied the doors closed. They left some baseball bats and balls around the car, so he figured it was some of the pitchers.
They let him fume for a while, and he couldn’t figure out how to tell his wife about it, because it was her car. But then the pitchers took him back to the parking lot and gave him the keys to a brand new Nissan Xterra SUV.
It seems wasteful to destroy a car like that, even if it needed to be replaced, because someone else might want it. But I imagine the look on his face was priceless… and I figure they had fun destroying his car…