We have a party-filled caption contest for you this week! Well, maybe not party-filled, but there is a party. Well, if you can have a party with one person. But at least there are snacks!
Anyway, it’s up to you to write a caption for this picture, to explain what’s going on or what the person shown is thinking. As usual, the only rules are make it funny and keep it clean.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
This was the low point in Mango-Man’s life — no one showed up for his birthday party, his ketunias were dying, and his cheese puffs had become stale.
Holiday Inn Express
He was so sad, not even his pink party hat could cheer him up.
MangoMan
Actually… this picture looks alot like a young version of ‘Holiday Inn Express’. I believe this picture was taken right after the 1st buffet-O-bacon. rather than pollute the air of his home with his resulting gaseousness he instead filled party balloons with his flatulence and baked a cake… of course the ruse only lasted until his wife realize it was noones birthday. tragically one of the balloons floated to close to a candle and setup off a chain-reaction explosion that destroyed not only his house, but the resulting fumes ate a hole in the ozone layer covering the entire tri-state area.
Puns R Us
Mango-Man, party of one, your table’s ready.
Beppo
Ah savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate.
Beppo
The present of cookies and cupcakes was quite thoughtful. That kind of gift is enjoyed more than some useless bric-a-brac.
Thomas Wayne
It’s Pat!
Thomas Wayne
Poor Mango-Man — he just realized two of his favorite pastimes are not compatible with each other: flowers and farting.
Beppo
Maybe more people would’ve showed up if bacon had been on the menu… maybe bacon-wrapped cheese puffs…
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man: “Well, even though I don’t have any friends, I have cake and cheese puffs and flowers and methane-filled balloons, so it’ll be a decent party regardless…”
Mr. Destructo
And then the surprise party went horribly wrong…
Thomas Wayne
“If only Thomas Wayne were here… he can make any time a party!”
Jenny
Whoop-Dee-Freacking-Doo