Warning : May contain more than your daily recommended allowance of randomness
It’s time for another caption contest! Same rules as always: write a caption for this photo, from whatever point of view you’d like. Just remember to follow the language rules here.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
I got a letter from an insurance company the other day and it was addressed to “Smart Driver”. I usually don’t give that name out, so I wonder how they got it…
Here’s some thinking “outside the box” for you…
If a company could figure out how to recycle boogers for some type of production, they could have an endless supply, and it would be very affordable. They’re all organic, so they’re good for the environment. And they’re naturally remade every day, all over the world. And if people got paid at all for their contributions, they’d be compensated more when they have a runny nose, like from allergies or a cold or just a general abundance of snot. So it would make those times a little easier to bear.
I wonder why no one has thought of this before?
What would happen if you mixed the classic Nintendo NES game Super Mario Bros. with Chuck Norris? Someone has, and so they created Super Chuck Norris Bros. (Click on the title to watch a short demo video of it.)
This game would be the awesome! Although, the difficulty would need to be turned up, because it is Chuck Norris, and he can’t be stopped.
The on-screen messages go too fast, but the first two say “Chuck Norris doesn’t need mushrooms!” and “Chuck Norris needs a shotgun!” 🙂 Actually, he would win without the weapons, but equipping him with a shotgun, grenades, flamethrower, and a chainsaw, makes him unstoppable. He even destroys trees and clouds in the game!
I’d like to see adaptations of other games featuring Chuck Norris!
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