Here’s some thinking “outside the box” for you…
If a company could figure out how to recycle boogers for some type of production, they could have an endless supply, and it would be very affordable. They’re all organic, so they’re good for the environment. And they’re naturally remade every day, all over the world. And if people got paid at all for their contributions, they’d be compensated more when they have a runny nose, like from allergies or a cold or just a general abundance of snot. So it would make those times a little easier to bear.
I wonder why no one has thought of this before?
3 thoughts on “recycling boogers”
Perhaps no one wants titles like “Chief Booger Inspector” or “Senior Booger Recycling Engineer”. Or even just to tell people that you work with boogers all day…
Maybe recycling places would take them, but are afraid to mention it because the media might make them a laughingstock. That seems reasonable to me, so I’m going to start putting my boogers on the paper I put in the recycle bin. 🙂
People who are against this just aren’t thinking green. 🙂
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