caption contest, man chased by hippo

This week’s caption contest is late, yet I make no apologies.  (And I’ll forewarn you that the next one or two might be late also, because of some major impending changes.)  Regardless of all that, here is a picture for you to figure out.  A man is being chased by a hippopotamus.  What might he be thinking?  What could he have done to get in this predicament?  What should he do to escape this peril?

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caption contest, jet crashed in backyard

This week’s caption contest really needs your help in explaining it.  Obviously a jet crashed in some woman’s backyard.  Or is that really what happened?  How did this happen?  Why?  What should happen next?  You decide.

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caption contest, guy acting crazy during protest

Our next caption contest features a man acting crazy with people and smoke and signs all around him.  Is it a riot?  A protest?  A parade?  A party?  A corporate fun outing gone bad?  You decide.  You could report on it like a news agency, or from the perspective of someone in the picture, or just make a related joke (even tying it into real-world events, if you can make it funny).

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caption contest, guy eating strange food

This week’s caption contest may be late, but yet it’s still in time.  This week’s photo features a guy with dyed red hair eating some strange food, and he looks sick.  It appears that he’s in Germany, but the sign could mean anything.  Don’t limit yourself to just one perspective.  You can “enter” the caption contest as many times as you want.  The prizes may be fictional, but sharing your humor isn’t something to laugh at.  Well, actually it is, if it’s funny, but you know what I mean.  Just write funny stuff.  Let’s not make it any more complicated than that.  🙂

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