Burger King has for years said you can “have it your way”, and in Japan, you can add 15 strips of bacon to a burger for an extra $1.25. (I don’t know what it costs at Burger King in America, but many restaurants charge an extra $1 for 2 small strips of bacon.) It may not be premium bacon, but, it’s bacon.
Adding 15 strips of bacon to one burger should be plenty for most people. However, there is always someone who will say, “Needs more bacon.” (Check out our Food Critic series for evidence of that.) So one guy in Japan added 1,050 extra slices of bacon to his burger, which made it $90. I don’t know how he arrived at that total — maybe he just checked how much money was in his wallet. Either way, that’s a LOT of bacon. It doesn’t even look like a burger anymore — more like the tower of bacon.
To no one’s surprise, he was unable to finish the burger himself. On a related note, sharing bacon with co-workers is a great way to improve morale around the office and build friendships.
It’s not uncommon for American restaurants to feature cultural variations on their foods in other countries. Even McDonald’s has some vastly different options around the world. But what’s odd is when an American food company takes American-style food and offers it only in other countries.
For example, Pizza Hut has several new types of crusts for their pizzas in the Middle East. America has had the stuffed crust pizza for years, which is a great idea. Now, in the Middle East, there is a crust with hot dogs in it, and there’s a crust that’s made up of mini cheeseburgers and one made with chicken nuggets. That seems like something you’d have in the U.S. first. Rumor has it they are considering bringing these crusts to the U.S.
I’m all for innovation, but I’m not sure those ideas above will make the pizza better. The Buffet o’ Blog staff discussed this topic, and all of us agreed that the next logical evolution in pizza crust should be to add bacon. Now there’s a can’t-miss idea, if implemented well. Why hasn’t one of the pizza places thought of that? (It’s obvious to us, which is just another sign that we should open a new restaurant, if we can acquire the necessary funding.)
Now if you want to think outside the box on improving pizza crust, here’s an idea: make the outer rim of crust breaded like southern fried chicken. There might be logistical issues with making it work, but that’s what R&D departments are for. If you could pull that off while maintaining the necessary texture and not having the crust absorb too much grease, it would be most awesome. And then, as some of you are already thinking, add bacon to that. 🙂
We have more ideas, too, so, Pizza Hut (or other pizza restaurants), if you’re listening, have your people contact our people. We’ll work for cash money and/or free food. 🙂
Saw an article the other day that started with this sentence:
If there’s one thing we need more of in America, it’s eight-pound hamburgers.
That’s something you don’t hear too often. There might’ve been a touch of sarcasm if you read in-between the lines (even though it’s only one line). Besides, who could even eat an 8-pound hamburger? Probably not even Adam Richman of Man v. Food fame.
What we do need is restaurants offering more options on burgers — like to include copious amounts of bacon, fried egg, various cheeses, ham, different sauces (BBQ, chipotle, cheese dip), etc. Actually, perhaps bacon should come standard on all burgers. Why wouldn’t you want bacon on your burger? [pause to venture deep in thought] I got nothing.
This is just another reminder that Buffet o’ Blog needs some venture funding to start our own restaurant.
So yesterday was Valentine’s Day. I was wondering why people had balloons and flowers in their cars and why my wife was mad when we ate leftovers for dinner. It may seem like a big day now, but with the passage of time, it’s just one day among thousands. She’ll get over it.
Okay, so that’s an embellishment. No, scratch that — it’s an utter fabrication. I did remember the “holiday” and got my wife a mushy card and some roses and chocolate — got nice stuff, without spending a lot of money. Some people sure are trying to rip you off this time of year! But that’s a rant for another post. I started this post to talk about bacon. Yes, bacon and Valentine’s Day can go together. Actually, I think they should.
Supposedly red roses are all romantic, but they look good for only a few days, then they wither and die a horrible death. But what if the roses were edible and made of bacon? Would that not be the best “roses” ever???
To me, a guy, it seems like a great idea. But knowing women, it might be a turrible idea. I remember I once asked a girl (who I wasn’t dating) if she would prefer roses made of chocolate, and she was adamant that it would not be a good thing. Apparently, “someone” decided that you had to give red roses or you’re cheap and not romantic. Hence the huge price increase on roses in February. It sounds like a big conspiracy to me.